This week I am vowing to be here less and do some work
I'm sure this will please many of you geratly
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 9:33, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I am geratly disappointed to hear this.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 9:35, Reply)

I'm not.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 5 Sep 2011, 9:37, Reply)

You're in a fine mood today.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 9:39, Reply)

Oh I'm dandy.
I'm just trying out this whole MEAN thing.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 5 Sep 2011, 9:41, Reply)

It suits you.
You fucking idiot.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 9:42, Reply)

fuck off twatbag.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 5 Sep 2011, 9:43, Reply)

You are doing really well
as we would expect from the descendant of thieves and whores.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 9:43, Reply)

Well we learned from the best.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 5 Sep 2011, 9:44, Reply)

Best at cricket.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 9:47, Reply)

At least I know who I'm descended from.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 9:45, Reply)

Haha.
Monty, if anyone was ever adopted, it was you.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 9:46, Reply)

It's Monday.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 5 Sep 2011, 9:54, Reply)

I'm vowing to eat more bacon,
and other nomtastic pig parts.
2 bacon and egg butties so far.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 5 Sep 2011, 9:40, Reply)

Pig eggs, eh?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 9:42, Reply)

my friend Kate calls eggs "chicken ovulations" or "chicken periods".
Makes me gag everytime.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 5 Sep 2011, 9:43, Reply)

I suppose she's right.
Mega interesting fact, nappies can be obtained for dogs that are blobbing.

Edit, www.dog-nappy.co.uk/
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 5 Sep 2011, 9:46, Reply)

The better alternative is spaying.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 5 Sep 2011, 9:47, Reply)

Why would watching your dog without it knowing stop it blobbing on you?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 9:52, Reply)

....clearly that means something different over there.
here it means to have your pet "treated" so they can't blob or get pregnant.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 5 Sep 2011, 9:54, Reply)

Yes
I know.

I was making a joke on the fact that "spaying" looks a lot like "spying".

But where one means removing your dogs ability to reproduce through surgery, the other means to observe someone in a clandestine fashion.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 9:55, Reply)

I do love a bit of clandestine fashion...

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 5 Sep 2011, 9:56, Reply)

I heard your fashion was so clandestine you got arrested for offending public morality.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 9:56, Reply)

I fucking WISH.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 5 Sep 2011, 9:57, Reply)

This looks pretty immoral to me.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:05, Reply)

well it's supposed to look like that.
clearly.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:07, Reply)

I like the way Noel has lain directly underneath the camera lens
so that the perspective effect makes his cock look massive.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:10, Reply)

I have no reply to this.
speechless.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:18, Reply)

Yes.
But not in a good way.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 5 Sep 2011, 9:44, Reply)