I've had a drunken prank get out of hand, very quickly.
I know my friend's phone number off by heart, and when someone needed to contact him, I passed it on. However, the person I gave it to was messing round, pretending to flirt with him, but being absolutely ridiculous about it. The final text before the big reveal of who it was texting him read 'I'm going to shit on your tits'.

As we were pretty hammered at this point, this was hilarious. The group had expanded from there being 3 of us to there being about 20 at this point, and I encouraged everyone else to send him the same message. This is the part where it got out of hand, because I thought it'd be HILARIOUS to then get everyone who was with us to text their friend, instructing them to do the same, and text 'I'm going to shit on your tits' to this one lad.

He phoned me a little while later, quite distressed. Turns out quite a few of the people had decided to send slightly more agressive texts, so as a result he'd received around 90 messages off numbers he didn't know, getting nastier and nastier as it went on. As I was drunk, and feeling a bit bad, I denied having anything to do with it.

Nearly got away with it too, before accidentally admitting I'd started it whilst his brother was in earshot. I still feel quite bad about that.

Alt: I was jumped when I was 15. I don't think anything has affected me quite as badly since, I became afraid of going out, people talking to me when I wasn't expecting it would make me jump a mile, etc.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 14:26, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Well if you will insist on wearing those knobbish comedy t-shirts....

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 14:30, Reply)

This was in the days before them.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 14:33, Reply)

^ sucker for punishment

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 14:36, Reply)

This is both funny
and yet unsurprising from a man who once gave a stranger his PIN.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 14:30, Reply)

PIN anal virginity
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 14:31, Reply)

A stranger is just a friend you haven't bummed

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 14:31, Reply)

He wasn't a stranger, he was (at the time) one of my best mates.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 14:33, Reply)

his PIN bottom-AIDS
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 14:36, Reply)

I gave a taxi driver my pin number once.
He took £200 and then dropped me off at Manchester airport, about 30 miles away from where I asked to go. Great days.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 14:36, Reply)

what?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 14:37, Reply)

It's the most fucked I've ever been.
We bought a shit load of pills earlier in the night, they were ones we thought were shit so we necked all of them at once. Turns out they were actually very good. Was staying at a mate's we knew up there, and I ended up on my own and got in a taxi to his.Driver said I needed money for the taxi so I gave him my card and told him to go and get it, he seemed like a nice guy. Then he dropped me off at the airport and I tried getting a flight home. Turns out flights from Manchester to Blackheath don't exist so I got another cab back to the lad's house which cost another thirty odd quid. Like I said; great days!
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 14:42, Reply)

Did you throw a shoe in the sea?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 14:43, Reply)

I do not understand this reference.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 14:45, Reply)

Joey Deacon had a spaz-attack
when Blue Peter took him to the seaside - his shoe went in the sea.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 14:52, Reply)

You've just set off a memory now... you git.
I was shot at when I was about fifteen.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 5 Sep 2011, 14:31, Reply)

what, and it had completely slipped your mind?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 14:33, Reply)

Never mind, it's only a headwound

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 14:34, Reply)

I only grazed him.
'High powered sniper rifle' my arse.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 14:35, Reply)