'First of all who cares what people think just be yourself
and say what you think because if your talking to someone and you can't be yourself around them then you shouldnt be talking with them because they want you for something else rather than just to be your friend and enjoy your company. so say jokes if you want even if they are bad lol just make sure you use them at the right time lol and who cares if you are flirting it gets people intrestested and you can always tell them no if it gets too crazy so laugh be crazy and just be yourself and once you find people where you feel like you can say pretty much anything then you have found a good group of friends just dont' get involved with stuff you don't believe is right. and You gotta say what you think because people cant read your mind and so they will just think that you agree with them and are on the same page and just go with that. so once again laugh tell a stupid joke lol its funny and flirt a little if you feel like you are doing so because if you flirt with someone they will end up listening to you and start to be very intrested in what you do and not just because they like you but because they want to see what else they could like about you. So laugh, and be yourself! :P'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:11, 8 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

*eyeballs start bleeding*

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:13, Reply)

I think he's finally flipped
It was bound to happen, poor man.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:14, Reply)

What the hell is that, you terrible cunt?
My eyes are bleeding.
( Kroney, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:13, Reply)

I googled 'how to stop being boring'
in the hope that there would be a related event that I could link to, saying that I would sent the vast majority of B3tans to it, but there wasn't. This is what I found instead, and once I'd strangled someone to help me calm down I thought I'd share it.

Rather helpful advice, no?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:16, Reply)

That person got an A* at English GCSE
I guarantee it.
( Kroney, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:51, Reply)

looks like it's contagious
some sort of hemorrhagic fever, probably.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:24, Reply)

Moar line breaks please.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:13, Reply)

not the wine o'clock news

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:13, Reply)

Colin's sandwich

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:17, Reply)

Band of Gold (the white chocolate biscuits, not real gold, obviously)

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:18, Reply)

This looks like some of the crap that I read on Facebook all the time
- generally from girls that I went to school with, who after leaving school didn't travel as far as the outskirts of town, and who now still live and work there 20 years later.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:16, Reply)

This is why I cannot go near Facebook for medical reasons.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:20, Reply)

On the contrary old chap, I find that it makes me feel a hell of a lot better about my lot

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:23, Reply)

I think stayiing away from that kind of idiocy has prevent my having several seizures.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:29, Reply)

I am sure you are missed.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:40, Reply)

I am sure you are bent.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:43, Reply)

You WISH I was bent.
*isn't bent*
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:45, Reply)

*is far from convinced*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:46, Reply)

...as you are buried up to the nuts in his anus

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:47, Reply)

*yanks at raw bacon on string*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:52, Reply)

I WISH you two would get a room.
I've never seen such a blatent exhibition of the love that dare not speak it's name in ages.
( girlinthehole, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:48, Reply)

See above

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:48, Reply)

He's not my type. Too much hair.
I, unbelievably, have a mutual friend with Monters. I mentioned this on the phone to this friend and he said "Has he still got the long hair?" He hasn't seen him for 20 years.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:50, Reply)

London: a city of 9 million people
although 8.99999 million of them are lifelike robots.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:53, Reply)

RICH lifelike robots.
Paying taxes so you Northern Monkeys can be employed by the government.

*puts down The Mail*

*is a cunt*
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:55, Reply)

And people wonder why I detest the human race.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:17, Reply)

Bad Grills

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:19, Reply)

And people wonder why I detest the human race.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:19, Reply)

The Soupranos

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:20, Reply)

Cracker

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:23, Reply)

The Twiglet Zone

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:23, Reply)

*laughs*
*is myself*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:19, Reply)

*flirts*

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:25, Reply)

*doesn't think this is right*
*doesn't get involved*
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:27, Reply)

*motions to Rev to start the engine,
pretends to need the loo and escapes via the kitchens*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:29, Reply)

Pancakeday Kitchen
Alt: Bodeans burger with blue cheese and grilled onions.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:38, Reply)

*sobs into napkin*
*repeatedly updates facebook in the middle of the night*
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:41, Reply)

Billy Joel's tech-savvy followup single

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:41, Reply)

The Wide Awake Club Sandwich

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:45, Reply)

People are biased against creative ideas, studies find
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:48, Reply)

How did you get hold of my match.com profile?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:57, Reply)