I am working tonight, tomorrow and Sunday.
I'll be running the show though which means they'll be nice, fun shifts where I can have a Bloody Mary.

Before work today though I am going to have a look around a pub my old boss now runs. She is trying to steal me and I just might let her.
( wanderlust, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 10:33, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Is she trying to steal you as hard as Gonz is?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 10:36, Reply)

Bless him.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 10:38, Reply)

I don't think anyone is trying to steal me as much as Gonz is.
She has't had to backpedal at any point though so she stands a better chance.
( wanderlust, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 10:39, Reply)

No sea-fishing analogies to make up for.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 10:45, Reply)

Would this be better work, more pay and less hours?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 10:45, Reply)

Yes.
I just checked my bank balance and living in BGB's cellar is really a better option at the moment.
( wanderlust, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 10:48, Reply)

Move into Monty's electric sex dungeon

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 10:50, Reply)

I'd rather not, thanks all the same.

( wanderlust, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 10:55, Reply)

Yeah', but is she open to involving urine during sexual relations?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 10:49, Reply)

You realise you'd have to talk to her when you called, though?

( Kroney, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 10:51, Reply)

Yeah', I've decided for the first time I'm going to beaker about lunch or something... I don't think I can fuck that up, I have so much practice talkign about lunch here.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 11:01, Reply)

Yes.

( girlinthehole, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 10:52, Reply)

Woh', got her number?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 11:01, Reply)

I might steal you and keep you in my cellar.

( girlinthehole, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 10:37, Reply)

It's a cellar Fritzl would be proud of.

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 10:38, Reply)

With a little work it could be quite the kidnapper's delight.

( girlinthehole, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 10:40, Reply)

A to the hip hop, the hibby the hibby to the.....

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 10:44, Reply)

*muffled sounds of rapping as BGB lowers her bosoms over Montys face*

(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 10:47, Reply)

They all like the booby suffocation thing.

( girlinthehole, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 10:50, Reply)

That's how I want to go

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 11:05, Reply)

It can be arranged.

( girlinthehole, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 11:06, Reply)

The Fred West remix

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 10:48, Reply)

*doesn't stop*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 10:48, Reply)

haha

( girlinthehole, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 10:48, Reply)

leave me with a pack of haribo and a copy of Love It
and I'll be happy enough.
( wanderlust, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 10:45, Reply)

You can have Pick me Up
and be grateful haha
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 10:49, Reply)

Even better.
Love it has changed.
( wanderlust, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 10:56, Reply)

Leave you with it? I'd leave you FOR it.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 11:06, Reply)

No, that's not true, please have an affair with me, I'm sorry, you can keep the haribo.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 11:06, Reply)