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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I am working tonight, tomorrow and Sunday.
I'll be running the show though which means they'll be nice, fun shifts where I can have a Bloody Mary.

Before work today though I am going to have a look around a pub my old boss now runs. She is trying to steal me and I just might let her.
(, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 10:33, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
Is she trying to steal you as hard as Gonz is?

(, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 10:36, Reply)
Bless him.

(, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 10:38, Reply)
I don't think anyone is trying to steal me as much as Gonz is.
She has't had to backpedal at any point though so she stands a better chance.
(, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 10:39, Reply)
No sea-fishing analogies to make up for.

(, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 10:45, Reply)
Would this be better work, more pay and less hours?

(, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 10:45, Reply)
Yes.
I just checked my bank balance and living in BGB's cellar is really a better option at the moment.
(, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 10:48, Reply)
Move into Monty's electric sex dungeon

(, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 10:50, Reply)
I'd rather not, thanks all the same.

(, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 10:55, Reply)
Yeah', but is she open to involving urine during sexual relations?

(, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 10:49, Reply)
You realise you'd have to talk to her when you called, though?

(, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 10:51, Reply)
Yeah', I've decided for the first time I'm going to beaker about lunch or something... I don't think I can fuck that up, I have so much practice talkign about lunch here.

(, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 11:01, Reply)
Yes.

(, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 10:52, Reply)
Woh', got her number?

(, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 11:01, Reply)
I might steal you and keep you in my cellar.

(, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 10:37, Reply)
It's a cellar Fritzl would be proud of.

(, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 10:38, Reply)
With a little work it could be quite the kidnapper's delight.

(, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 10:40, Reply)
A to the hip hop, the hibby the hibby to the.....

(, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 10:44, Reply)
*muffled sounds of rapping as BGB lowers her bosoms over Montys face*

(, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 10:47, Reply)
They all like the booby suffocation thing.

(, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 10:50, Reply)
That's how I want to go

(, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 11:05, Reply)
It can be arranged.

(, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 11:06, Reply)
The Fred West remix

(, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 10:48, Reply)
*doesn't stop*

(, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 10:48, Reply)
haha

(, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 10:48, Reply)
leave me with a pack of haribo and a copy of Love It
and I'll be happy enough.
(, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 10:45, Reply)
You can have Pick me Up
and be grateful haha
(, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 10:49, Reply)
Even better.
Love it has changed.
(, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 10:56, Reply)
Leave you with it? I'd leave you FOR it.

(, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 11:06, Reply)
No, that's not true, please have an affair with me, I'm sorry, you can keep the haribo.

(, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 11:06, Reply)

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