Hullo Peeps.
I have cheese and pickle sandwiches, which are surprisingly spicy, but this is a Good Thing.

In other news I may, just may, get to personally stab up Monty In Greenwich tomorrow.

Anyone care to make a small wager as to his last word, should this happen?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 9 Sep 2011, 13:26, 5 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

After a short exchange of lines he will gasp "Well, I can see you've played knifey spoony before!"
and then die.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 13:30, Reply)

I promise
that if when I get stabbed, I shall do my level best to use this line.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 9 Sep 2011, 13:34, Reply)

It only works if you can first look down at your chest and say "That's not a knife! This is a knife!"
and then produce a large spoon, which ought to elicit the response "Neither is that, that's a spoon"
(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 13:36, Reply)

£50 on 'cunt'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 13:30, Reply)

I'll pay it to your estate.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 9 Sep 2011, 13:34, Reply)

His estate's full of broken glass and syringes

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 13:38, Reply)

I always assumed he lived in a run-down Mansion.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 9 Sep 2011, 13:40, Reply)

"shit"
preceded by "fucking"
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 13:32, Reply)

By which I mean the preceding word
not that he was making sweet gay love with CQ.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 13:43, Reply)

*sadface*

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 9 Sep 2011, 13:47, Reply)

You're the gay Sharon-Stone-in-that-movie-where-she-stabs-people-during-sex of /OT

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 13:53, Reply)

At least I'll be the last pretty face he sees.

( girlinthehole, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 13:32, Reply)

I'm planning on using you as a distrcation

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 9 Sep 2011, 13:35, Reply)

I shall use my cleavage to mesmerize him.

( girlinthehole, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 13:36, Reply)

At least I'll die happy.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 13:37, Reply)

This will definitely work.
I think his last work may be "Tiiiiits.....
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 9 Sep 2011, 13:38, Reply)

mesmerize him allow him to slip away peacefully when the pain gets too much.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 13:38, Reply)

Blousie!
Just messaged you on FB!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 9 Sep 2011, 13:36, Reply)

*trundles off to fb*

( girlinthehole, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 13:36, Reply)

He didn't message me
The bastard.

It's like he doesn't care that I'm running a half marathon this weekend.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 13:39, Reply)

Yes, but I replied to your comment on my thread.
So a half marathon, eh? To be followed by a full Mars Bar and a family sized bag of Doritos, I'll wager.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 9 Sep 2011, 13:41, Reply)

Cheese and pickle sandwiches are wonderful.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 13:33, Reply)

This is not so much pickle as spicy Indian apple chutney.
I only used a little thank heavens, but it has made some rather bland cheese sandwiches rather nom.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 9 Sep 2011, 13:37, Reply)

It's unlikely that these will be my last words, AA.

You fucking weird cunt.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 13:37, Reply)

Well they fucking should be, you mentally deficient fuckstain.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 13:38, Reply)

But I don't even agree with the sentiment.
You gibbering flidmo.

I don't like cheese in sandwiches unless it's toasted. I consider it a waste of cheese.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 13:51, Reply)

I had a toasted salami and mozzerella panini for lunch. WADDYA THINK OF THAT EH!? EH!?EH!!!!?????

(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 13:53, Reply)

Sounds fucking great.
I had chilli con carne and rice.

YOU HAVE NO COMEBACK TO THIS!!!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 13:57, Reply)

I ALSO HAD A PACKET OF SALT AND VINEGAR MCOYS AND A CADBURYS BOOST!!!!!!!
IN YOUR FUCKING GIGANTANOSEd FACE MEGABONCE!!!!!!
(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 13:58, Reply)

I'VE GOT FIVE GIANT OATMEAL AND RAISIN COOKIES.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:03, Reply)

I hate you so much a little bit of jizz just came out of my cock.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:19, Reply)

I had salami in my sandwich today
/not a euphemism
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 13:58, Reply)