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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Because spelling it stupid
/dyslexic.

Alt: Is you could only exist on one type of food stuff for all eternity, what would it be?

ALT answer: Biscuits, definitely biscuits.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:09, 8 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
I have biscuits.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:13, Reply)
There are treatments for that these days you know.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:15, Reply)
You want to nibble on my biscuits?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:16, Reply)
I'll make them soggy alright.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:19, Reply)
Love custard??

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:19, Reply)
It's alright I suppose.

I'M PRETENDING TO MISUNDERSTAND YOU FOR COMEDIC EFFECT!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:20, Reply)
Bah

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:21, Reply)
Lol

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:21, Reply)
It's alright, I suppose

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:20, Reply)
yes, yes I do.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:21, Reply)
slow Quixote, slow

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:21, Reply)
No prizes for second or third place I'm afraid
Or first, come to think of it...
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:22, Reply)
Sadly not Tangles, sadly not.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:23, Reply)
Isn't that how you start a Foxtrot?

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:24, Reply)
I find wiggling my arse at him works better.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:25, Reply)
I set them up and everyone and their mother knocks them down.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:22, Reply)
This is why you are not allowed to be a lollipop lady any more.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:23, Reply)
She still look spiffing in her uniform though.
and the things she can do with that lollipop...
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:24, Reply)
My lollipops bring all the boys to the yard.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:25, Reply)
and they're all like "woah, what's that rag smell of? what are you doing........."

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:45, Reply)
Bitch!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:47, Reply)
Charcoal-grilled meat.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:14, Reply)
Frazzles.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:16, Reply)
Meat
and Vitamin C tablets
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:17, Reply)
Any type of food that at one point had a face, a pulse and a mother. Not in that order, obv.

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:18, Reply)
I also love eating children.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:19, Reply)
Folks who say they don't like kids just ain't grillin' 'em right.

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:21, Reply)
I've got a face, a pulse and I had your mother
does that count?
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:21, Reply)
2/3, not bad. Depends on your taste and texture, I suppose.

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:22, Reply)
I've got no taste.
Obviously, I had your mother.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:23, Reply)
*chigga-dum-crash*

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:24, Reply)
There's no joke beneath me.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:24, Reply)
That's no joke, that's my mother.
Oh.
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:27, Reply)
Ha.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:27, Reply)
italian would be tempting

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:19, Reply)
That's not a type of foodstuff though is it, you fucking cripple?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:22, Reply)
Unless he likes eating Italians.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:23, Reply)
In which case, fill yer boots, young Nakersby.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:24, Reply)
*wees self*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:48, Reply)
alt: yoghurt

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:27, Reply)
How do you get piercings into a yoghurt?

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:28, Reply)
Wait, wait...I know this joke...

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:28, Reply)
don't clean them?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:28, Reply)
Only if "being in a yoghurt" is the same as "being all yoghurty".
Which it might be, I suppose.
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:30, Reply)
In your case it would be deep fried
and served with BBQ sauce.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:28, Reply)
alright Heston BlumenthAL. Can you let me know when you get a new joke please.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:30, Reply)
When you actually decide to follow through with your pathetic flounce attempts
instead of sneaking back here with a new account before tearfully begging the mods to enable your old one again.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:37, Reply)
I didn't flounce. What's your point?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:40, Reply)
We know, it's ok precious x

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:41, Reply)
Emo yoghurt?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:40, Reply)
The comedian who specialises in dairy-based punchlines?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:41, Reply)
No, you're thinking of John Cheese.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:47, Reply)
I'm sure I read somewhere that was originally his family name

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:49, Reply)
I so hoped that was true, but it doesn't appear to be.
John Marwood Cleese, apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:51, Reply)
He was born Cleese
It was his father who changed it from Cheese.
Why did you make me look that up? It must be time to go home...
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:55, Reply)
*goes home*

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:59, Reply)
How narrow does the range have to be?
Could I have all pig products, for example, or would I have to narrow it down further?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:39, Reply)
The range needs to be as narrow as bobby


So not very narrow at all really.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:41, Reply)
As narrow minded as monty with regards to modern 'music'

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:42, Reply)

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