I like the intro do do do do bit.
I wonder if they do that What If God Was One Of Us song? I like that one too. I like listening to them on the bus at night with the christmas lights of oxford street with all the people doing their christmas shopping, dressed in their winter clothes all warm, ignoring the homeless man with his dog who just wants 20p so he can get a cup of coffee, or 75p so he can get a cup of tea and a buiscit (of which he'll give half to his dog)... all those people spending 100s or even 1000s, with all their shopping and smiles and warm cashmire jumpers, who can't spare a quid, and look at the homeless man in the cold, with discust and resentment.... and what _would_ god think of us if he could see that?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 9:41, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

God hates the homeless, fact. he thinks that they all smell of piss

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 9:42, Reply)

I'm with God on this one.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 9:44, Reply)

I don't see why they don't all just get jobs like a normal people. Feckless lazy so-and-sos, always sitting about the street doing fuck all while I'm struggling to buy...
... a double shot skinny machimochiaritico with caramel.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 9:44, Reply)

I thought 'God' was omnipresent?
And therefore the fact that he's there, watching it (and probably LOLing) means he's a bit of a cunt. Or would be if he wasn't merely the invention of cavemen scared of thunder.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 9:43, Reply)

I didn't know such development would cause rifts and jealousy
Cause you to war against each other and leave marks on this planet indelibly
You see, I wasn't really the creater, I was just the curator of nature
I want to get something straight with homosexuals right now: I don't hate ya
I was a simple being that happened to be the first to wield such powers
I just laid the ground, it was You that built the towers

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( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 9:47, Reply)

And if Scroobius Pip told you to jump off a cliff would you do that?
You fancy him, don't you?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 9:49, Reply)

He told me not to watch hollyoaks, I still do.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 9:50, Reply)

It's the scraggly beard that does it for him

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 9:50, Reply)

*panic-strickenly shaves immediately*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:02, Reply)

I blame Allah

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 9:48, Reply)

*burns effigy of Nakers*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 9:50, Reply)

Makes a change from my house anyway

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 9:50, Reply)

*burns house as well*

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 9:52, Reply)

*shakes hands*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 9:54, Reply)

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( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 9:51, Reply)