Not worth it's own thread really
But, seen as today would have been Roald Dahl's 95th Birthday, what is your favourite book of his?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:16, 5 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

'How a retarded misspelling of my name made me famous' by Roland Dahl.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:18, Reply)

Blame the Norwegians!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:23, Reply)

Tarkabout a mis-spelling

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:24, Reply)

Please die.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:25, Reply)

IT'S A LITTLE OTTER, etc.

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:27, Reply)

Ahem
Roland Ro-land
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:28, Reply)

*says no*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:28, Reply)

Matilda.
The whole psycho-kinesis thing is pretty damned cool, all told.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:18, Reply)

No. It's just impossible.
You Danny DeVito lover!!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:21, Reply)

I think he must be SERIOUSLY into film.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:21, Reply)

ANUS!
That's what he's seriously in to.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:24, Reply)

Oh man, that zing was nearly as good as my Harry Potter one.

( Kroney, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:25, Reply)

But not quite.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:26, Reply)

It'd have to be *very* good to top it.

( Kroney, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:27, Reply)

True.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:28, Reply)

"my uncle oswald"
dark, funny, and about sex. who knew roald had it in him?

well, anyone who read "tales of the unexpected", i guess. but. still.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:20, Reply)

Was Tales Of The Unexpected the one with 'Lamb To The Slaughter' in it?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:23, Reply)

Yes
It's in the oven!
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:25, Reply)

Not sure if you actually remember "Tales".
It was awful. Like "Sapphire and Steel", only shit.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:23, Reply)

I loved it.
It may be shit if I watched it again now, but I thought it was great at the time. Joan Collins getting her head chopped off by her husband because she had it stuck in his expensive sculpture, George Peppard blowing himself up because he didn't clean his rifle and...

...actually, those are the only two I remember. Maybe it wasn't so great.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:26, Reply)

Did he have a six foot willy and he showed it to the girl next door,
by any chance?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:25, Reply)

Yeah, he left a lot of small bequests to a lot of people
so it was pretty lengthy

Edit: Whatever, ninj
( Kroney, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:25, Reply)

It wasn't even a ninj.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:28, Reply)

It was. He ninjed it.
Quickly, but still.
( Kroney, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:29, Reply)

She thought it was a snake so she hit it with a rake.
And now it's only 44m.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:29, Reply)

Cos he's a DORTY FECKIN CONT
who likes that kind of thing.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:31, Reply)

MACKEDONIAN!!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:32, Reply)

Thistle 0 - East Fife 4

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:32, Reply)

"The things I'd do to Sophie Dahl if she wasn't my grand daughter"

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:28, Reply)

Hahaha

( Kroney, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:29, Reply)

Hahahaha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:29, Reply)

Punch her in the cunt for marrying a midget?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:30, Reply)

...and breaking Michael Parkinson's heart into the bargain.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:34, Reply)

the things you'd do to European shipped veal, if they weren't your granddaughter.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:31, Reply)

One of my co-workers just said
"Fantastic Mr Fox is the only book I've ever properly read."

The only book. Ever. He was twelve when he finished that and hasn't read another book from start to finish since.
( Kroney, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:34, Reply)

Sad...

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:37, Reply)