Oh, I've never seen that before, how does the pipes get to the sink? how does the oven work?
But seriously, do you fancy taking up golf?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 10:37, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Not really
Unless we play with hockey sticks like in Happy Gilmore.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 10:38, Reply)

Also, you could box in the pipes along the skirting board

(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 10:41, Reply)

This post is vaguely pornographic

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 10:41, Reply)

Your face is vaguely pornographic.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 10:42, Reply)

I know
I gazed at it in your rear view mirror while I prepped your van.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 10:43, Reply)

That post is less vaguely poronographic
and more just downright fucking filthy.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 10:44, Reply)

I couldn't quite get there at first
I had to burn my thighs with the cigarette lighter.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 10:47, Reply)

I'll box your pipes in a minute

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 10:43, Reply)

Doesn't that suddenly turn it into 'fitted', if you box them in?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 10:44, Reply)

I think it means the kitchen units are fixed to the wall

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 10:45, Reply)

A fitted kitchen is made to fit your kitchen space as opposed to getting stand alone units.
*used to work for a kitchen comany*
( girlinthehole, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 10:45, Reply)

Oh Blousie
I'd happily lie with my head in your lap while we sat in the park over the road from your house and you could tell me all about kitchens.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 10:48, Reply)

In Japan
You can go to places where you pay to rest your head in a woman's lap as they remove your earwax with tiny bamboo spoons.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 10:56, Reply)

I wouldn't want Blousie poking around in my ears
I'd just like to lie there with my eyes closed while listening to the sound of her voice. Then we could open our picnic basket and eat scones and jam and clotted cream.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 10:58, Reply)

Without actually working for a kitchen company
I don't know how anyone could understand this complicated concept :p
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 10:49, Reply)