Very dull weekend
been using the rowing machine. My dad is threatening to link my tv time to rowing machine time haha.

Soup for dinner again.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 20:51, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Better to agree with him; you don't want to cause a row

_{Sorry, it's been a long day and that really is the best I can come up with...}
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 20:52, Reply)

Better than mine!
Evening Crow.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 20:52, Reply)

Howdy Jeff
And yes. Yes it was.

Now you need to ask yourself one question: should I have another beer?
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 20:53, Reply)

The answer to that is indeed YES!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 20:54, Reply)

I can always rely on you to tell me what I want to hear
(Atrocious puns notwithstanding)

How's tricks?
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 20:55, Reply)

Not bad. I'm shattered (as seems to be my stock answer to all questions of late, asking me how I am).
I'm toying with the idea of watching Spooks at 9pm. This is how rock and roll my Sunday is.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 20:58, Reply)

You're not alone in this respect
I've spent my whole weekend in the office. Hopefully it will prove to be worth it in a couple of weeks' time, but I'm also knackered as a result, and this is why I'm sitting at home drinking by myself and nattering on here.
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 20:59, Reply)

What beer have you got?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:00, Reply)

Just finished a bottle of St Peter's Ruby Red
Now moved onto the St Peter's Best Bitter. Both as delightful as I remember them being, but still a humble second place compared to the Mild of theirs I had the other night.
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:01, Reply)

Good work!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:02, Reply)

I've decided against Spooks.
I'm going with 'The Secret Life of the Airport' on BBC4.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 20:59, Reply)

On a school night? Steady on...

(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:00, Reply)

I can watch Spooks in the week.
If this airport thingy is shite, I can justify going to bed early.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:01, Reply)

Did you know us Brits have 44 public airports?
Well. Did ya?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:01, Reply)

I did not.
Thinking about it, I'm not surprised. It's just not something I ever really thought about...
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:03, Reply)

I know which the least used one is
Is BBC4 telling you that?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:05, Reply)

Not yet.
Give it chance.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:10, Reply)

Walney
Sorry to break the suspense.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:12, Reply)

We're still on Croydon at the moment.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:13, Reply)

The most important thing I ever learned from the brief times I've spent in Croydon
Was to get the fuck out of Croydon.
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:15, Reply)

That's probably why they had/have an airport.
For that very reason.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:16, Reply)

It is Croydon's best feature: numerous and varied public transport links
Trains, trams, aeroplanes - nearly every conceivable way to get you out of that depressing hole.

Except horse-drawn stagecoach. Part of me would like to write to Croydon Council and have them remedy this.
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:17, Reply)

Maybe stagecoach are their bus operator.
You might want to check that first.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:22, Reply)

Yeah, but they're typically automobiles.
The last Stagecoach bus I boarded was notable for its lack of horses, both in the front and in the passenger areas.
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:25, Reply)

I felt like that too
Now I live in Bradford.

I have RECIDIVIST tattoed on my forehead.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:17, Reply)

And to think people say you'll regret your tattoos when you get older...

(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:18, Reply)

I may have
"Lived in Croydon 1999-2000" added.

Then they'll understand.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:20, Reply)

In could come in handy in emergencies
A bit like one of those tags to warn paramedics you're allergic to penicillin or what-have-you.

"Wait! This poor bastard once lived in Croydon."
"Well, that explains the psychosis...but how else are we supposed to get this hoover off the end of his penis?"
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:23, Reply)

That's terrible
how are you Crow?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:03, Reply)

Well, I'll spare you the whinging as that's all I seem to do round here at the moment
So, much more relaxed after a couple of beers and Matt Schofield's last album. Not keeping too badly, all things considered. How are you, Amberl?
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:15, Reply)

Glad it's not terrible
have you heard Hugh Laurie's efforts at music? I'm alright thanks, being boring and staying at home most of the time to keep away from drinking etc
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:27, Reply)

Oddly, staying at home doesn't keep me away from drinking...
I can't say I have heard Hugh "No really, he is British" Laurie play the blues. I did read a very favourable review of one of his concerts and then completely forgot to search for any recordings. Any good?
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:30, Reply)

Haven't heard much
but what I have heard doesn't sound good. How's Lampito?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:45, Reply)

I hope your favourite show is
Brush Strokes.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 20:52, Reply)

I'm pretty sure this is futhur reason for you to move in with me.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 20:55, Reply)

You could operate a similar system, whereby you limit Amberls time watching a Channel 4 soap.
You should call this training scheme 'Hollystrokes'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 20:57, Reply)

You could also use this name where you link her soap opea watching with the number of handjobs she gives.

(Bazongaloid, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:08, Reply)

Eugh thanks for that Al

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:10, Reply)

And on weekends, they could watch, 'Strictly Cum Wanking'

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:11, Reply)

And on thursday they could watch "How I became your mother" and "The Big Bang Theory*"

* This one doesn't require any changes to be funny as I'm implying that a "big bang" is sex.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:16, Reply)

And every day, in the early evening, they could have another couple over for 'adult fun'
4 in a bed lolz.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:17, Reply)

And at the weekend they could put on More4 and have a long period of blowjobs and snowballing
when "Cum Dine With Me" is on.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:19, Reply)

hahaha
And on a weekend, they could sit back and discuss their favourite cum-shots whilst dancing about to the music on 'Top of the Pops Replayed'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:20, Reply)

On saturday evenings, they could get a judging panel to rate their sex moves while watching "The XXX Factor"

(Bazongaloid, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:24, Reply)

Sunday, they could invite their favourite gay over and watch Top Queer.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:26, Reply)

(Bazongaloid, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:30, Reply)

hahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:36, Reply)

Nothing wrong with a nice cup of soup

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:10, Reply)

It's a hug in a mug.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:10, Reply)

I had soup twice yesterday
The first was tomato and basil, the second was smoked chicken. Both were excellent, but the second was followed with a plate of coq au vin, then a creme brulee then somthing like a metric fuckton of gin.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:11, Reply)

Soup-er.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:11, Reply)

That sounds lovely
you bastard. Though yesterday I ate what felt like a metric ton of food, only to realise it was about five hundred calories.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:13, Reply)

That's a good thing surely?

(Bazongaloid, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:15, Reply)

It was. But I'm still off alcohol
and anything nice or sweet, so it was basically a lot of chicken and turkey
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:21, Reply)

You do realise that eating high protein diets makes your shit stink
and doesn't really provide sufficient nutrients.

I'm worried you're verging into Rachelswipe-esqe territory in your pursuit of weight loss. Please don't try any kind of lemon juice based "detox". Or indeed any kind of "detox".
(Bazongaloid, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:23, Reply)

I really want to be a dress size smaller for my birthday
and I've got sufficient willpower to keep this up for as long as necessary. And I'm not eating much protein, the chicken night was an aberration.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:25, Reply)

Christ. You must be desperate!
You've eaten a OT poster of Spanish origin.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:27, Reply)

Delicious protein
very Mediterranean
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:28, Reply)

Comes with it's own little person inside for dessert.

(Bazongaloid, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:30, Reply)

Like a human beef wellington.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:35, Reply)

Now I have the four and twenty blackbirds
nursery rhyme in my head
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:43, Reply)

And I don't know why you have that in your head.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:45, Reply)

The pie with a smaller pie inside
for the courtiers to eat, and the 24 blackbirds between the small pie and the crust
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:52, Reply)

Well I never.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:55, Reply)