Cheese on toast. nomnomnom!

( girlinthehole, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:16, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I hope you had a bit of mango-chutney or a splash of Lea and Perrins on it,

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:16, Reply)

Oh man, I love you even more than I did before Jeff
Which means I love you a little bit.

I'm going to try mango chutney. Do you put it under or above the cheese when you grill it? And before or after the grilling?
(Bazongaloid, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:18, Reply)

I tend to put a bit of mango-chutney under the cheese.
Stand on me. It's a taste sensation.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:19, Reply)

I fucking love you so much for this.
I'm going to make cheese on toast right now.

I just ate a cake, so I had pudding first
(Bazongaloid, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:17, Reply)

you crazy anarchist

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:19, Reply)

Damn it, I have cheese but no bread...
I might just have to make a cheese on.
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:19, Reply)

Unless you've got soft cheese.
You'll have a cheesy hard-on.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:21, Reply)

my friend's dad used to make her
cheese on a plate. It's a good name as it contains both the ingredients and the serving suggestion. If he called it Grilled Cheese on a Plate it would have the cooking instructions, too
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:21, Reply)

That's almost as good as "eggy cup"

(Bazongaloid, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:22, Reply)

is that an egg in a cup?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:23, Reply)

Eaten with a knife, not a spoon.

(Bazongaloid, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:24, Reply)

danger food

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:24, Reply)

Wouldn't that imply
That the plate was eaten too?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:23, Reply)

no, that's the serving suggestion

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:23, Reply)

In that case I am totally patenting "Cheese-in-a-bowl" tomorrow

(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:24, Reply)

progressive

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:24, Reply)

I'm going to buy a new soundcard for my computer.

(Bazongaloid, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:25, Reply)

sounds good

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:26, Reply)

The onboard card has no driver support for 2.1 sound
so when I watch films the bass during explosions is insanely loud.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:27, Reply)

2.1 sound make your computer sound like a dyslexic DJ
Surely during set-up, they get the mic and say 1.2 1.2
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:34, Reply)

So it just suggests that you eat the plate
I'm on the phone to Claims Direct first thing tomorrow.

TD "I've just eaten some cheese and a plate."

CD "Who ya gonna sue?"

TD "Cavy's mate."
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:27, Reply)

Cavy's mate GHOSTBUSTERS!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:29, Reply)

Don't try to squirm out of it.
On YOUR recommendation I have just eaten some cheese and a bit of Ikea plate. Oh I feel terrible.

I will be ringing Esther Rancid and that bloke off The Bill in the morning.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:32, Reply)

*leaves the country*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:33, Reply)

Go to the Greek Islands.
They don't mind broken plates over there.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:34, Reply)

I can't sue Greece
They have no money.

Do they break plates in Japan?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:48, Reply)

You could put the cheese on your hand
and then put your hand under the grill to make the cheese all melty.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:22, Reply)

And then wank into it?

(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:27, Reply)

Depends if you like salty cheese like feta.

(Bazongaloid, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:31, Reply)

I just thought the texture of melted cheese
might simulate the feel of a partly congealed minge.
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:33, Reply)

:(
nasty
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:33, Reply)

Sorry, are you congealing as we speak?

(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:34, Reply)

any...minute
.....
....
..
.

now
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:34, Reply)

Good grief
I'd swear I could almost hear it slurping shut
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:36, Reply)

it'll take a lot to break that crust

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:36, Reply)

You sound kneady.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:37, Reply)

You might need to warn potential suitors
that they'll need to supply their own chisel
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:38, Reply)

Oh boy!
I like salty cheese.
( girlinthehole, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:33, Reply)