I fucking love you so much for this.
I'm going to make cheese on toast right now.

I just ate a cake, so I had pudding first
(Bazongaloid, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:17, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

you crazy anarchist

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:19, Reply)

Damn it, I have cheese but no bread...
I might just have to make a cheese on.
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:19, Reply)

Unless you've got soft cheese.
You'll have a cheesy hard-on.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:21, Reply)

my friend's dad used to make her
cheese on a plate. It's a good name as it contains both the ingredients and the serving suggestion. If he called it Grilled Cheese on a Plate it would have the cooking instructions, too
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:21, Reply)

That's almost as good as "eggy cup"

(Bazongaloid, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:22, Reply)

is that an egg in a cup?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:23, Reply)

Eaten with a knife, not a spoon.

(Bazongaloid, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:24, Reply)

danger food

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:24, Reply)

Wouldn't that imply
That the plate was eaten too?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:23, Reply)

no, that's the serving suggestion

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:23, Reply)

In that case I am totally patenting "Cheese-in-a-bowl" tomorrow

(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:24, Reply)

progressive

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:24, Reply)

I'm going to buy a new soundcard for my computer.

(Bazongaloid, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:25, Reply)

sounds good

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:26, Reply)

The onboard card has no driver support for 2.1 sound
so when I watch films the bass during explosions is insanely loud.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:27, Reply)

2.1 sound make your computer sound like a dyslexic DJ
Surely during set-up, they get the mic and say 1.2 1.2
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:34, Reply)

So it just suggests that you eat the plate
I'm on the phone to Claims Direct first thing tomorrow.

TD "I've just eaten some cheese and a plate."

CD "Who ya gonna sue?"

TD "Cavy's mate."
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:27, Reply)

Cavy's mate GHOSTBUSTERS!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:29, Reply)

Don't try to squirm out of it.
On YOUR recommendation I have just eaten some cheese and a bit of Ikea plate. Oh I feel terrible.

I will be ringing Esther Rancid and that bloke off The Bill in the morning.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:32, Reply)

*leaves the country*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:33, Reply)

Go to the Greek Islands.
They don't mind broken plates over there.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:34, Reply)

I can't sue Greece
They have no money.

Do they break plates in Japan?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:48, Reply)

You could put the cheese on your hand
and then put your hand under the grill to make the cheese all melty.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:22, Reply)

And then wank into it?

(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:27, Reply)

Depends if you like salty cheese like feta.

(Bazongaloid, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:31, Reply)

I just thought the texture of melted cheese
might simulate the feel of a partly congealed minge.
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:33, Reply)

:(
nasty
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:33, Reply)

Sorry, are you congealing as we speak?

(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:34, Reply)

any...minute
.....
....
..
.

now
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:34, Reply)

Good grief
I'd swear I could almost hear it slurping shut
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:36, Reply)

it'll take a lot to break that crust

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:36, Reply)

You sound kneady.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:37, Reply)

You might need to warn potential suitors
that they'll need to supply their own chisel
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:38, Reply)

Oh boy!
I like salty cheese.
( girlinthehole, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:33, Reply)