I'm back!
Does that help cheer things up?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 19:33, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Depends.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 19:34, Reply)

Have you been somewhere b3th?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 19:34, Reply)

Didn't anybody notice I was gone?
*cries*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 19:36, Reply)

I did.
For the last couple of weeks, we haven't had to put up with you posting about THE PIER every 20 seconds.

Did your friends enjoy themselves on their visit?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 19:37, Reply)

They did, very much.
I am now absolutely knackered. I've filled up and depleted my car's fuel tank three times in the last week and a half. I've driven to Heathrow twice, Liverpool once, Stonehenge/Salisbury once, Longleat once, and Bath once.

And teh pier, obviously.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 19:39, Reply)

So they've gone home now.
What was their highlight?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 19:41, Reply)

London, apparently.
We did all teh shit tourist stuff. London Eye, open top bus tour, duck boat tour, Tower of London.

Liverpool was my highlight, because I got to have dinner with Chief Inspector Roota, who is boss.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 19:43, Reply)

London is ace.
your friends have taste.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 19:45, Reply)

Are you saying Roota is shit?
Is that what you're saying?
I believe that's what you're saying.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 19:49, Reply)

I hope not.
Young Gary is a prince among thieving scallys.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 20:00, Reply)

Hang on.
THE PIER wasn't as good the London.

*Scraps plans for the pier*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 19:48, Reply)

The pier was excellent, and everything I hoped it would be.
Loud, bright, cheesy, busy.
I intend to go on everything.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 19:51, Reply)

I intend going to the bar.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 19:53, Reply)

As far as I remember
it was about £3.50 for a cider.

Fish and chips is two meals for a tenner.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 19:54, Reply)

Fish and chips at the seaside should be from a chippy, in a paper bag, and eaten on 'the prom'.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 19:55, Reply)

I've hardly been on to be honest.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 19:37, Reply)

I've
ly
been
to be honest
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 19:40, Reply)

Convoluted strikethrough gag is convoluted.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 19:46, Reply)

Sorry.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 19:49, Reply)

B3th, yesterday I was giving myself a good scratch and thought of you, then realised you ain't been about in yonks.
You alright lovely? I just saw a new flat, the flat is lovely, and the guy's wife is STUNNING too. I had to stop myself from saying "Is it alright if just he moves out?" but I don't want her to take it seriously and him punch me.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 19:47, Reply)

Thanks for that Gonz. It's always nice to be thought of.
Did you have a good scratch?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 19:52, Reply)

It was cracking, thanks, really nice and satisifying, didn't use any untensils though.
Where the hell have you been? I had clinical depression for a few days and you wern't anywhere to be around ! I had to fix it all on my own.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 19:56, Reply)

Oh, you poor boy!
Don't you have my mobile number? You could have texted me.

I might have cared.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 19:57, Reply)

It was proper "Nobody will ever love me beyond plotonicly and [family one]" down-in-the-dumpisim
I woke up the next morning on the couch with half a defrosted uncelebratory banoffee pie, which is the worst kind of defrosted banoffee pie. It's alright though, I went back to not caring about that, which is much better.

You should give me your number so I can text you pictures of verious dogs I see in the street.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 20:05, Reply)

*there there*
As long as 'various dogs' isn't a euphemism for your genitals, then gaz me.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 20:06, Reply)

Nah', nobody gets to see them without prior written concent no less than 7 days in advance.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 20:18, Reply)