Well
Judging by the fashion show I just watched, I can conclude that the trend for the forthcoming season is going to be 'looking ridiculous'.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 10:01, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

That's the trend of every single fashion show ever.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 10:04, Reply)

This^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 10:04, Reply)

It did seem rather similar to last years, I admit.
Although if I remember, the key tones of ridiculousness last year were plum and crimson, this year they seem to have been eggplant and scarlet.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 10:07, Reply)

Excuse me?
"Eggplant"? Where are you from?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 10:08, Reply)

Is that not the name of the colour
regardless of the name of the vegetable?

To be honest, after 'plum' I couldn't think of another shade of purple to use for the purposes of the lame joke, and that's what popped into my head.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 10:10, Reply)

Possibly you are correct
Eggplant is just one of those words that annoys me more than it should. I really don't see a) what's wrong with aubergine and b) how the fuck it's an egg-plant
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 10:13, Reply)

Eggplant refers to the fruits of some 18th century European cultivars which were yellow or white and resembled goose or hen's eggs
Yes, I am reading the wikipedia page on aubergines. What of it eh?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 10:20, Reply)

It really is a pointless exercise to accuse a fellow b3tan of having too much time on their hands

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 10:22, Reply)

WooHoo!
My favorite look.
( girlinthehole, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 10:04, Reply)

Whilst in London, which I'm assured is a fashion barometer
The NOW LOOK is "preparing for floods". Those ridiculous body warmers that encouraged someone to ask Marty McFly if he'd jumped ship - "what's with the life preserver?" - are back, and girls are wearing wellies with knee-socks and shorts.

Every time I think fashion can't get any dumber, it proves me wrong.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 10:04, Reply)

The new look for fatties appears to be skintight see-through leggings
*bokes*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 10:06, Reply)

I'm not sure they are intended to be see through
I think they are stretched opaque black...
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 10:08, Reply)

That's not new unfortunately mate
It's just taken a long time to get that far north
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 10:08, Reply)

I saw one of those this morning.
Near put me off my Gregg's steak bake.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 10:12, Reply)

The look seems to have been around for about a year
1 year of looking at jelly arses and big knickers.....sighs
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 10:13, Reply)

It'll be different when the B3ta Party rises to power
Burkas for fatties, leggings for Muzzers. That'll sort this country out.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 10:15, Reply)

*raises fist of solidarity*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 10:20, Reply)

Splitter, or something

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 10:23, Reply)

EVERYONE SHUT UP
This guy www.b3tards.com/u/313f276056b3485b1c22/9527_273903225023_692760023_9055688_2311910_n.jpg is giving fashion advice.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 10:22, Reply)

And.......................

( girlinthehole, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 10:23, Reply)

I just like linking to the photo.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 10:25, Reply)

RUFIO RUFIO RUFI-OOOOOOOOOOOOO

( WormuIus, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 10:30, Reply)

If you can watch video
this is a good take on the peter pan stories vimeo.com/22692359
(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 10:46, Reply)