Why do women get a raging libido in later life. It makes no sense.
Why does my nephew hate nuts. I don't think he's ever eaten one.
( girlinthehole, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 12:48, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I hope those two thoughts aren't linked in your thought process.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 12:49, Reply)

My brother hates mushrooms
I'm pretty sure he's never eaten one.
( WormuIus, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 12:49, Reply)

Mushrooms are fucking brilliant!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 12:50, Reply)

^This
As a vegetarian's boyfriend, I'm pretty sure I would have either starved to death or staged some sort of anti-Tofu (dirty) protest by now if not for mushrooms.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 13:03, Reply)

Roasted mushrooms with butter, garlic and a tiny amount of Worcester sauce
in a bun with mustard. Fucking nom
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 13:06, Reply)

Tofu = devil's food.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 13:09, Reply)

Quorn.
What is the fucking point? Seriously? It tastes *nothing* like meat.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 13:12, Reply)

It's not really supposed to.
It's a protein suppliment.
( girlinthehole, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 13:14, Reply)

*SPUNKS*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 13:16, Reply)

If it's not supposed to taste like meat
why do they have 'quorn sausages', 'quorn mince', 'quorn fish fingers' etc?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 13:23, Reply)

Familiarity.

( girlinthehole, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 13:36, Reply)

Contempt

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 13:40, Reply)

No, it doesn't
But it's vastly preferable to Tofu when bulking out a stir fry, believe me.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 13:17, Reply)

I don't mind it myself, it's easy on the digestion, _can_ be flavourable, _can_ have a great texture.
What I don't like is when it's pretending to be meat though
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 13:20, Reply)

I demand "vegetarian's boyfriend"
replaces "friend of Dorothy" as top bumder euphamism.

sorry Darth old chap, for once this isn't a memeattack, I just think it sounds brilliant and covers all the bases
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 13:38, Reply)

The only meat I eat is his
*points*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 13:40, Reply)

How late? my wife is 25 how long before a get loads of sexytimes?
With I be to tired by then?
( Peej, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 13:37, Reply)