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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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A weightloss nurse who was incredibly fat
Alt: Soup. Minestrone I think again.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:18, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
My Gran's diabetes nurse is a proper wide load
this incenses her every time she has an appointment, too.
(berk, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:20, Reply)
I think those are usually cases of 'Do as I say, not as I do'
It always amazes me when I see fat nurses or doctors. Surely health professionals should take better care of themselves?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:21, Reply)
Apparently they smoke more than average too, as a profession.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:25, Reply)
they have to employ nurses specifically for that these days?
Bloody hell people, put the cake down, it's not that difficult
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:24, Reply)
It's crazy
I saw her once and she was as thick as a plank. However she possesses scales which I don't want to buy myself or I'd weigh myself all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:28, Reply)
Don't buy scales. That way madness lies.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:30, Reply)
This indeed
If you feel better for losing weight then that'll do
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:34, Reply)
For most of the time I went by the the notches on my belt going down.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:34, Reply)
That is what they are for!
I'm approaching a new notch now! *prouds*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:35, Reply)
Up or down?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:37, Reply)
The right way!
I was starting to "muffin top"
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:38, Reply)
Mine is more of a rubber ring top.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:41, Reply)
My jeans are loose enough to need a belt
and only size 12 jumpers fit now, so there is definite progress
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:40, Reply)
That sounds brilliant!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:41, Reply)
I'm only 5'5 tall
ten stone is my target
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:42, Reply)
That seems like a sensible target
Go AMBERL!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:44, Reply)
Thank you!
Any less and the shape I am couldn't support it really.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:46, Reply)
Many times this
I weigh myself once a month on the machine in Boots. If I had scales I'd be on them every time I went for a wee.
(berk, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:35, Reply)
Shites are heavier

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:35, Reply)
How much weight have you lost?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:31, Reply)
11 pounds over the past four weeks
so not nearly as much as I expected or hoped.

Edit: though it might have been three weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:35, Reply)
That is sensible loss though
Too quick and it'll go back on again. Just think in a few weeks that will be a stone and that is fucking brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:36, Reply)
^this
Well done Amberl.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:38, Reply)
Thanks both of you
My aim is to keep it up until Christmas, then try and reintegrate to a more normal diet
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:44, Reply)
Good. You can't keep a diet like that up for very long.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:45, Reply)
Not at Christmas anyway!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:47, Reply)
Yeah I reckon four or five months is my limit
I'd miss not being able to have a piece of Christmas cake.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:48, Reply)
Erm nearly a stone in a month is very quick indeed missy
probably faster than is healthy or necessary.
(berk, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:36, Reply)
I've done a fair bit of exercise as well
so I presume I could've built some muscle. But given that I'm stuck on 400 or 500 calories a day, I expected more
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:38, Reply)
Just keep at it and it will keep coming off
No rush
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:38, Reply)
My little sis doesn't eat much and finds it hard to loose weight.
She's had all sorts of tests and they can't find anything wrong with her.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:40, Reply)
The bigger you are, the faster you lose
but for the size you are a stone in a month is very quick indeed.
(berk, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:42, Reply)
Cheers :)
my family have been fantastic. My poor sister and dad haven't had anything sweet or fattening in a month themselves, and have ended up using the rowing machine and trampolining as well haha
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:44, Reply)
*thinks about size of Amberls chest*
*thinks about the physics involved in trampolining*

*mind boggles*
(berk, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:46, Reply)
haha!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:46, Reply)
She could earn a fortune letting men watch.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:46, Reply)
My bra size is the only thing that hasn't gone down haha
I'm a tiny bit pissed at that. I have to suppress the urge to figure out how much it weighs then subtract it from my total weight for a more accurate figure.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:47, Reply)
Get someone to weigh your tits
*waheys*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:48, Reply)
My boobs shrank to nothing when I lost a lot of weight years ago.
Hence my reluctance to do it again. They're my most redeeming quality.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:49, Reply)
I wish mine did that
I carry all my excess weight on my front - boobs and big fat wobbly belly. *sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:56, Reply)
*big fat wobbly belly high fives*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:01, Reply)
*truffle shuffles*

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:03, Reply)
I did this, I have to admit.
Apparently I'm carrying an extra stone just on my chest.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:51, Reply)
^ this
it's ridiculous.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:52, Reply)
*faints*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:52, Reply)
You should have seen mr b3th's face when he saw me weighing them....

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53, Reply)
POIDH

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:57, Reply)
Yes but at least you're saving money
by not having to buy new bras.
(berk, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:51, Reply)
If I was a 32 C
I think I would spend a LOT of money on bras
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:54, Reply)
Except that you don't have to
because you can get them at primark for a fiver...
(berk, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:57, Reply)
but her back size will probably still go down
That's what happened to me. And the cup size went UP for christ's sakes
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:54, Reply)
Yes, because it's the ratio of boob size to back size
I was a 38B, and now I'm a 34C/D apparently.
(berk, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:56, Reply)
I started as a 34G
and ended up a 32J. I mean, that's just ridiculous. I feel like Lola Ferrari.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:57, Reply)
Don't mind me...
I'm just going to sit here quietly lurking while you lot talk about your boobies.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:59, Reply)
I wouldn't get too excited
Once you get past a certain size, they just look like one of those fat birds off the front of a magazine: 'It took a crane to get me up the stairs!'

I'd be quite happy to lose a few sizes.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:02, Reply)
Ah but the power of the written word allows me to imagine something far more appealing
*imagines*
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:08, Reply)
My sis is a 38J and was a H when she was pregnant.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:00, Reply)
A girl I know went to K whilst pregnant
It was like she had three baby bumps
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:07, Reply)
Did you accidentally feel the wrong bump?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:08, Reply)
haha!
It was a one in three chance to get it right. I got it wrong....57 times
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:09, Reply)
*feels*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:02, Reply)
Oh behave, you massive pervert.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:03, Reply)
Never!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:06, Reply)

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