Is that it till Monday morning now?
What's going on with everybody today/over the weekend? This time next week we'll totally be bashing up the pier!

Alt: What's wrong with the youth of today?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 16:36, 77 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Off out tonight to an engagement do with Mrs Cow
Not much else sorted for the weekend but pizzas tonight = happy cow
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 16:38, Reply)

Not on weekend taxi duty? Or have the kids been farmed off on someone else for the weekend?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 16:39, Reply)

My Mam and Dad are out ours until we return sideways tonight
Nowt else planned. You?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 16:40, Reply)

Not really.
I meant to start work this week and never bothered my arse to do it, so I might be persuaded to do something this weekend. And I have to apply for a couple of jobs so Jeff doesn't shout at me.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 16:43, Reply)

Sick as a dog
I predict this will last until Sunday. Then I'll have to begrudgingly shift myself, because a friend will be staying for a couple of days, and a gig on Monday.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 16:40, Reply)

:(
nasty. hot water bottle time
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 16:45, Reply)

I hope this drastic dieting hasn't fucked your immune system.
Make sure you keep warm and rested. That usually helps your body to repair itself.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 16:47, Reply)

Thanks
huddling on a sofa. Might be stress, my sister is really upset at the moment
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 17:27, Reply)

i think I meant to go out with some friends for
curry tomorrow. But other than that it's all house things and mortgage things and work things. Someone better be on here to help me procrastinate.

alt: they don't get to see Blackpool illuminations. Well the ones down here don't
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 16:40, Reply)

You know I'll be here. I have no life.
and if I'm not here, I'm on fb.

Christ, I need to get out more.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 16:49, Reply)

the outside is overrated

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 16:50, Reply)

I hear some of it is quite pretty
specifically, the bits without other people in it.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 16:53, Reply)

stupid other peopl
getting in the way of things
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 16:58, Reply)

Other people should be banned.
They annoy me.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 16:59, Reply)

offer on house rejected :(

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 16:56, Reply)

poo
did they say why? Any indication that they might accept a different offer, or did they go with someone else?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 16:58, Reply)

there is 'anohter offer on the table'
which is apparently over 90k. I could in theory offer that, but any more and the repayments get crazy. the agent is trying to convince me that it's worth 110k. Pretty sure that's bollocks
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 16:59, Reply)

Pretty sure he's just thinking about his commission.
I give it till Monday before he comes back to you and says the buyers have changed their minds.

In the meantime, check out what their competitors have on the books.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 17:02, Reply)

yeah, i can actually go to some estate agents tomorrow
and have a look. All very exciting stuff
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 17:03, Reply)

You do know that you can look for residential property on the 'internet' don't you?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 17:09, Reply)

i done some of that already
that's how i found this one. i heard of this internet place a while back
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 17:13, Reply)

Be careful, there are weirdos on the internet.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 17:16, Reply)

I just found a flight to Malaysia for £166
Whoop
(PsychoChomp, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 16:41, Reply)

is it one way?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 16:41, Reply)

Yeah the return is £250ish which is a bitch but still that's a decent price.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 16:42, Reply)

wow
which airline?
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 16:48, Reply)

Malaysian air, it's because there's 8 of us.
and it's not until Feb.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 16:48, Reply)

Sushi meal to belatedly celebrate Ms Foxtrot's 30th tomorrow
The whole family will be there. Both sets of parents and three sisters. This is not normally a problem. Factor in Ms Foxtrot's 91-year-old staunchly Catholic grandmother and her famously conservative viewpoint on everything and we might just be in for a Curb Your Enthusiasm-style crackerjack of an afternoon.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 16:46, Reply)

Does that mean both sets of her parents,
or hers and yours too?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 16:47, Reply)

Both of hers
I find it astonishingly hard to believe that her Mum and Dad were ever married. You'd never suggest that they should even be friends if you met them.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 16:51, Reply)

Mmmmmm, sisters.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 16:49, Reply)

Mmmmmmm indeed
Took me quite some time to learn to think of them as sisters myself
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 16:52, Reply)

I'm sure they looked on you as a sister pretty quickly

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 16:54, Reply)

POTD

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 16:55, Reply)

This is very funny
Damn your eyes
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 16:59, Reply)

hee hee hee

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 17:00, Reply)

Alt-
Take this from me, many of them no longer understand the idea of self reliance or success. There is a dearth of ambition or understanding.
P.S- Yep, I returned. I think its time I stopped Trolololing and stared respecting y'all.
(888777555, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 16:50, Reply)

Take the recent "riots" as an example.
Stealing from Cash Converters and pound shops.

No aspiration.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 16:51, Reply)

I've booked a table for our wedding anniversary tonight
It should be fun but the missus is shit at snooker.

*returns gag to Les Dawson*

The only other thing I have planned is scanning some old photos using my shiny new printer/scanner/copier.

Alt: They don't know they're born etc, etc
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 16:50, Reply)

i used to enjoy going up t o young people
and point out that they were born. I think it helped
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 17:00, Reply)

"Is you talking about my Mum's fanny, blud?"
"You had better check yo'self before you get cut, innit. Disrespectin' my Mum."
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 17:04, Reply)

Oh, man, who says Swansea isn't glamorous?
Ahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 17:10, Reply)

Can i get in early to point out neither of these peopl
is me
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 17:11, Reply)

lol it had crossed my mind

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 17:12, Reply)

I am neither treky nor lesbian
also - that photographer has used way too wide angle lens for those pictures
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 17:12, Reply)

They certainly are lookers.
Mostly what they look like is each other.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 17:14, Reply)

What's your opinion on the use of Fisheye lenses there?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 18:33, Reply)

that's what I mean
fish-eye is basically a term for a very wide angle lens. I don't think that one is quite fish-eye, but it's close and it's fucking with perspective and has left a lot of distortion round the edge. I've seen that done a lot on wedding shot, I think it looks pretty shit, but there are practical reasons why they may have done it, ie lack of space
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 18:38, Reply)

Classy on so many levels.

(888777555, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 17:14, Reply)

have those photos been gnopped?

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 17:21, Reply)

ooh la la c'est le bert de bert!
bonjour bert
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 17:34, Reply)

I like there way that there is enough room in those trousers to fit another leg in each leg.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 18:34, Reply)

And suddenly, the prospect of two lesbiens going at it, is dramaticly less appealing.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 18:35, Reply)

alright?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 17:35, Reply)

Without wanting to cause a fuss.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROKXlvYMKQc
(888777555, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 17:36, Reply)

The sun's out and so are the Tories.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 17:38, Reply)

i've got to complete an online good clinical practice course
for my new job, because if I leave it much longer it won't get food before I start, which would be an incredibly poor first impression to make. it looks depressingly long and tedious though. oh and I need I haircut. it's all rock n roll here. *sigh*
the youth of today are incredibly rude. this has been abruptly brought home to me by it being freshers week this week. if i'd had manners like some of these kids my mum would have kneecapped me before I even started senior school.
(berk, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 17:38, Reply)

sounds mighty dull
students always get overexcited and self important in freshers' week, perhaps they'll chill out
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 17:40, Reply)

birmingham is a redbrick though
it therefore attracts a higher percentage of pretentious cunts, especially since the building I work in is attached to the medschool. mind you, the pretentious cuntery is going to be many many times worse at oxford.
(berk, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 17:43, Reply)

A higher percentage than what?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 18:07, Reply)

Warwick?

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 18:24, Reply)

Durham?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 18:51, Reply)

Naah
not in comparison to other places
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 18:47, Reply)

My hair needs cutting too. I can't believe how long it's got in the last few months.
And children today have no fucking manners whatsoever.
Well, obviously some do, but the majority of them don't seem to appreciate teh need for manners, respect or politeness. Bastards.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 17:44, Reply)

Yep.

(888777555, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 17:45, Reply)

i had mine done
3 years ago, I think I might need another in a couple of years
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 17:46, Reply)

This reminds me I need a haircut

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 18:46, Reply)

I find bad manners is one of my biggest turn-offs.
It's not hard to say 'please' and 'thank you', it's not hard to acknolidge someone when they stand to the side to let you pass. There is no excuse for rudeness, I don't care how shit a day someone might be having.

I swear ASDA is the worst place for this.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 18:32, Reply)

You're not wrong.
ASDA is full of fat, rude employed chavs. All the unemployed chavs in Weston shop in Tesco.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 19:00, Reply)

Even if someone put 100 pugs, myself and my Ma' and Nancy Form Hollyoaks in there..... and they launched a nuclear bomb at the place.... it would still be a win for humanity.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 19:04, Reply)

I never understood the fetish for pug dogs.
They're not really good-looking animals, they're not big enough to play properly with, and people like Paris Hilton like them.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 19:07, Reply)

Here's one case for them.
www.b3ta.com/talk/6296301
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 19:10, Reply)

Nah, I'd still rather have a real dog.
If it's small enough to sit on your lap it's not a real dog.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 19:14, Reply)

I can relate to that though.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 20:35, Reply)

interessovating.
Job opportunity doing marketing in a law firm. The two areas I want to be working in.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 17:44, Reply)

sounds good
what are your chances?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 18:39, Reply)

Dunno yet. They wouldn't say which firm it is.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 18:51, Reply)