I tried
but it was brain hurtingly lacking in point.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:28, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

*looks around at /offtopic*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:37, Reply)

Hey, when I get paid to write pointless shite on her you can judge me.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:47, Reply)

It's a classic example
of a newspaper 'journalist' having a weekly column and thinking "shit, I'm being paid to write a weekly column, I'd better flollop my hands around on the keyboard in the vague hope that something readable comes out".
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:39, Reply)

'Flollop'
What a wonderful word.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:39, Reply)

Could make a good question
Either find an odd word or make up one with a definition
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:41, Reply)

I like it.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:41, Reply)

Normally, I'd agree
but I think in this case it's due to Liz Jones being madder than a whole sack of cut snakes. She manages to mention in every third article that she has 14 cats. She does realise that after torturing insects as a child and an unhealthy relationship with your mother, that's the third highest indicator of being a screaming headwrong?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:41, Reply)

14 is a bit much.
Is she barren by any chance?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:48, Reply)

Greenback?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:50, Reply)

Worse than that, she's vegan.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:51, Reply)

Oh dear.
My ex has started on that shit, it really is a sign of mentalness.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:52, Reply)

She doesn't own them badger, they're her companions!

(PsychoChomp, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:51, Reply)

Her half-eaten body will be discovered surrounded by them.
If that's what she wants out of a "companion" then fair play.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:56, Reply)

I've fallen asleep facedown on my keyboard and it's written better drivel than that.

(berk, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:48, Reply)