Oh man, I just found out my phone upgrade is due on the 21st of November
I thought it was the 1st.
Can I get some sympathy from the internet please?
(PsychoChomp, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:35, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Mine's not til April and I hate my phone.
So no.
( Kroney, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:37, Reply)

What phone have you got?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:41, Reply)

He can't remember.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:44, Reply)

Nokia N8
Luckily for me, it's written on the phone.

The phone itself is fine, it's the shitty OS.
( Kroney, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:47, Reply)

That's what I have.
It's spot on for what I use it for:

A phone, a walkman and a camera.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:52, Reply)

Web browsing on it is a total pain in the arse
the twat will rotate when I don't want it to at the slightest provocation and refuse to move when I do, the menu system is gash, the on screen keyboard is crap and it often just doesn't bother responding at all.

I'd install Android on it, at which point I think it'd be a really good phone, except there's not a release out for it that I can find.
( Kroney, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:54, Reply)

I'm imagining Monty with pink leg warmers on and oversize earphones listing to his "walkman"

(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:59, Reply)

Shhh, his favourite Duran Duran track's on next.
He always listens to it when he's at the roller disco
( Kroney, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:59, Reply)

On his favourite compilation tape
Now That's What I Call Fucking Shit 72
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:15, Reply)

I model myself on 'Leroy' from 'Fame'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:05, Reply)

I nearly said 'personal stereo'
before I 'updated' my reference for the 'modern age'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:07, Reply)

I'm surprised you didn't refer to an "entertainment centre"
so called (for the kids in the audience) because they have a turntable, a cassette deck AND a tuner.
( Kroney, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:11, Reply)

Dual cassette deck please
with one side running slightly faster than the other
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:12, Reply)

With "hi-speed dubbing" so you can copy cassettes slightly quicker
/kills music
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:19, Reply)

This^
In 3 copies you could turn Barry White into the BeeGees
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:20, Reply)

Hahahahha
*reminisces*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:20, Reply)

one cassette deck GUARANTEED
to chew up your Memorex C90s.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:20, Reply)

'member tapes?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:22, Reply)

*sympathises from his new blackberry*

(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:38, Reply)

Are blackberries good for anything except organising riots?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:38, Reply)

They are brilliant if you need to keep in touch with your work e-mails while being out and about.
They are not very good as "smartphones" as no apps work very well and the OS is fucking shit and unstable.

But you know, swings and roundabouts.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:41, Reply)

I'm not allowed work emails on my phone, which is spastic but dats da rules.
So I think I'll go Android.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:45, Reply)

I would
I like the htc desire a lot.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:47, Reply)

That's what I've got at the moment, but it's not so great since someone spilled a pint over it.
SD slot no longer works.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:48, Reply)

I've heard that if you get the wrong one, they're poisonous

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:10, Reply)

No, that's bumsex

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:11, Reply)

the wrong bumsex
is there a right one?
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:13, Reply)

Let me introduce you to Martin, 32, from Norwich

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:14, Reply)

he sounds swell
but nobody is allowed near my chocolate box with their toffee finger.
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:22, Reply)

Unless you have fingertips no more than 3mm wide
BlackBerrys are shite.

Hope this helps.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:39, Reply)

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(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:40, Reply)

OK Nakers, give Al his login back.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:40, Reply)

Keep the sympathy for yourself, you need one with such a terrible choice in mobile communications device
iPhone announcement next week, I heard it might not incude the iPhone 5 but instead just be the 'iPhone 4S'. I'm not 100% convinced I'll be upgrading, might head on over to Windows Mobile 7 next time.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:43, Reply)

Well, since it's from work
I'm not really complaining.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:43, Reply)

My work iPhone 3GS is fucking brilliant

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:46, Reply)

But you also think putting your penis inside your kids is brilliant
so I'm wary of your opinion on anything.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:50, Reply)

Sports Fritzl

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:51, Reply)

NOW WITH REALISTIC KICKING MOTION!!!!

(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:54, Reply)

*boots*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:10, Reply)

Careful now, hitler liked dogs.
OH OH O HOHHHHH, that reminds me, I saw the most georgous King Charles Spanial at the doctors today, and as I went to stroke it's head, it jumped up so it rested it's front paws on my shins and I wanted to take it home and oh man, I would love that so much.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:25, Reply)

King Charles Spaniels are cool
Really friendly dogs
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:25, Reply)

have you SEEN the corkies - cross between king charles and yorkshire terriers
the pics are super cute
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:26, Reply)

Didn't you say you punched one at the weekend?
Or something.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:26, Reply)

It was my dog
We were play fighting
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:31, Reply)

Oh that's ok then
*phones RSPCA*
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:32, Reply)