I will snog each and every one of you
just to make absolutely sure.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:32, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

*Orders an egg-mayo and garlic sarnie, just in case*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:33, Reply)

I'm throwing paracetamol down my neck just in case.
If it gets any worse, I'll hit the big guns. Oh yeah, I'm talking Day Nurse.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:38, Reply)

Get on the Beechams and have a hot toddy.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:39, Reply)

that's the back up plan
Hot toddy, hot bath, cold bedroom, sleep.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:40, Reply)

You should go with the toddy anyway.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:41, Reply)

I only like them with dark rum
and the only dark spirit we ahve in teh house is whisky. Whisky is urgh.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:42, Reply)

Well you won't taste the whisky when you put honey and lemon in with it.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:42, Reply)

I don't like honey
but I could try brown sugar.

*rolling stones*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:43, Reply)

You fucking deserve to be ill you fussy spastic.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:45, Reply)

Your sympathy is palpable.
I am overwhelmed.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:47, Reply)

Sorry. That was probably a bit harsh.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:48, Reply)

Remove the word 'fussy' and swap it for 'pickey'

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:49, Reply)

Yeah, I love you too Jeff

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:50, Reply)

I'll buy you an ice-cream if your throat is still sore.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:51, Reply)

That's certainly better than mr b3th's idea for curing a sore throat

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:52, Reply)

Has he asked you to 'shut the fuck up' ?
Sorry. I'm being mean this evening
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:54, Reply)

Let's just say
it involves a used condom and a freezer.

Let us also say, I have never taken him up on this idea.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:57, Reply)

I like mr b3th
don't supose he's coming to the pier?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 20:00, Reply)

He most certainly is not.
He has been forbidden from having anything to do with OT.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 20:03, Reply)

You should bring him along.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 20:03, Reply)

totally!

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 20:04, Reply)

But but but!
then I couldn't flirt shamelessy with everyone, and he might find out my plan to do away with him...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 20:08, Reply)

He sounds a good sport
I'm sure he'd let us borrow you.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 20:11, Reply)

Yes, I'm sure he has his own special brand of salty medication for that.

(berk, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:57, Reply)

Yes, I'm sure he has his own special brand of salty medication for that.

(berk, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:57, Reply)

I heard Squeeze do cough drops these days.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:59, Reply)

You're having multiple!
Evening berk.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 20:00, Reply)

Night Nurse is the only Over The Counter that I know of that can get me nicely fucked.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:47, Reply)

I heard if you pour night nurse and day nurse into a glass
they don't mix, but act a bit like a lava lamp.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:48, Reply)

Play it cool, Gonz, play it cool....... *Falls through bar*

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:46, Reply)

Tempted to come to the pier now Gonz?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:47, Reply)

I've got one month to get me some nooky or me being 27 would be an entire year desilute of so much as a snog.
I'm not saying I want a smpathy pull or shag is in order, I'm not saying I want someone to take pity on me and let me touch them up......but, oh wait, yeah', I guess I kindda am.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:50, Reply)

Hell, if I'm having wet dreams about richard o'brian dressed as a goblin in the chains of olympus.... then a chance encounter with a delicious smilie blond with an infectious smile as well as infectious viral condition, would be right up my street.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:52, Reply)

Where have you been looking to find love Gonz?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:55, Reply)

Down blind allies and on the other side of a one way round.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:56, Reply)

Why not take a new hobby? You'll meet lots of new people and some of them might be GIRLZ.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:56, Reply)

Only ugly girls have hobbies
Fit girls have fun. And sex.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:59, Reply)

And how is the spazzy-computer club going?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 20:01, Reply)

Ugh.
I'm getting totally fed up with them. As soon as I get a job, I am SO out of there.

As I left the pub this lunchtime, I noticed that someone is doing up an empty shop. On further inspection, it appears it will be a charity shop, and they are looking for a manager. I was straight in there, and they're going to give me a call later.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 20:05, Reply)

Get in there b3th, if I'm ever going to be a kept man, you'll need a job.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 20:08, Reply)

I'm not sure how 'kept' you'd be if b3th gets a job as a professional jumble-seller.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 20:12, Reply)

I believe teh going rate is about 10k

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 20:13, Reply)

You'll never be short of fancy-dress options either.
That must be worth another 25k a year to you.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 20:15, Reply)

A job isn't all about the money, not for me anyway. If it was, I'd train up and become a stock broker.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 20:19, Reply)

Oh dayum man, I forgot all about it, I was gonna enrole in a night course in sept, donno what, cooking or something, something to meet new people.
They get new people in, in Jan too, I'll do it then.

In the mean time, totally going to get myself out there more.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 20:00, Reply)

Do it!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 20:02, Reply)

Check poledancing classes out, there's good ratios there

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 20:09, Reply)

A lot of Poles though.
Coming over here, nicking our dances...
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 20:13, Reply)

100% true story, when I did Drama GCSEs, there was me, 5 of my best mates, and about 20 fit girls.
It was one of the only reasons I turned up to school for, loved it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 20:17, Reply)

What productions did you stage Gonz?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 20:19, Reply)

For our final, our group did one on the Jamie Bulger incident, about the two boys.
I'm afraid that's all I can remember.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 20:20, Reply)

If that's all you can remember then I'm guessing you played the part of Jamie.
And it was staged near a real railway line.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 20:21, Reply)

If only you were a girl Gonz

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:54, Reply)

come on Gonz, it'd be ace.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:51, Reply)

I love the sea, I know I would have a fucking wicked time, but I got docs first thing on friday and company over for dinner; which will be equally fun.
I'm still hoping that you and the lovely BGB would make it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:53, Reply)

we're not back in london til gone 10 friday mate
looks unlikely.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:55, Reply)

Sad Times, but we'll hook up saturday though, yeah'?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:56, Reply)

Oh yes, big boy, we shall
*winks*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:58, Reply)

Awesomeness Maximus.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 20:02, Reply)