I'm not much of a cunt really, not anymore.
Alt: When I was 13 I can safely assume that I was probably a little shit. That was the time I started to actually listen to my own music, rather than simply whatever was on in the house, so that led to arguments between my brother and I (the prick).

This is how I looked

In unrelated news, I'm cooking a chicken, mushroom, herb and cream sort of thing tonight, do you lot reckon a bit of wholegrain mustard would work with chicken?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:00, 6 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

of course

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:02, Reply)

Good good, cheers

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:07, Reply)

It was good being the older brother.
I managed to impose my music on the house almost until I left for Uni. Mainly because when my brother did get control of the stereo he played NWA and my mother freaked out.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:03, Reply)

My brother used to play all sorts, mostly stuff I couldn't stand
But he'd play it so loud you couldn't get away from it. He also used to insult what I listened to at every opportunity, but if I dared say anything back, he'd kick off.

He once threw a remote as hard as he could at my head because I pointed out that a 5 year old spastic could write better words than the ones he was listening to at that moment.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:07, Reply)

So he was a Nirvana fan then?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:15, Reply)

Nope, at the time I remember he was listening to "Let's Get High" by Dr Dre

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:17, Reply)

totally
but careful with the herbs, not all of them go with mustard.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:08, Reply)

Hmm
I'm considering Thyme, Parsley and tarragon?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:11, Reply)

parsley is a no-no.
it's very much a "fresh" herb, I wouldn't use it with cream and certainly not with mustard. Tarragon or thyme are good shouts, although I wouldn't necessarily go for both together. I'm a big fan of tarragon with chicken and it'll go with the cream and mustard well
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:14, Reply)

I concur with the badger
*nods*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:15, Reply)

Ahh, thank you.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:17, Reply)

fan of tarragon with chicken and it'll go with the cream and mustard well screaming gaylord for thinking this, never mind typing it on the internet. i will never get laid again for my lack of machismo and y-chromosomes.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:18, Reply)

But he will be able to advise you on the latest handbag and shoe trends.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:21, Reply)

Fuck that shit.
handbags are a dark art.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:22, Reply)

Woah. Steady, petal.
The ladies love a man who can cook, did you not get the memo?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:22, Reply)

i must have missed that one
i only got the memo that says we like tough macho men who can make us feel all feminine and make us enjoy spoiling them. and drill us to paradise and back not less than 3 times a week.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:29, Reply)

I'm all for the above
but I maintain it's nice to be cooked for occasionally, even if he does cheat and buy cheesecake for dessert instead of making it.
(berk, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:37, Reply)

I do enjoy baking a nice cheesecake.
I realise Swipey Boyce will regard this a further signs of quenderism, but meh.

Vanilla with an amaretti base, for preference, but lime on chocolate cookies works well too.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:40, Reply)

the only cheesecake i've ever managed to make that I was proud of
is the chocolate and tia maria one off bbcgoodfood. I've made several others but they all fail to convince, somehow. Most upsetting. If you have a favourite recipe though, gaz it me and I'll give it a whirl.
(berk, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:44, Reply)

Will do
baked ones are tricky as they are like souffles, getting them to stay light is skill/massive fucking luck (delete as your arrogance takes you) ... but a bain marie (well, a deep roasting tin filled with water, let's be honest) makes a huge difference.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:46, Reply)

+ to our opinion of your masculinity

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:47, Reply)

the mighty bender more like

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:46, Reply)

yes, yes, of course, I'm definitely a raging trouser bandit.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:47, Reply)

hoorah
it has taken about 8 years but we agree on something!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:49, Reply)

Darth is going to be so happy he has some new friends.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:55, Reply)

Well, yeah
since I'm being sarcastic and you know full well I'm not gay, I'm sure we do.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:58, Reply)

now hang about a bit
how do i know you're not gay? i've never slept with you. you could be a total botty mincer hiding behind your not remotely phallic shaped hockey stick and balls for all i know............
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 17:00, Reply)

as I think we've clearly identified here recently
sleeping with you is hardly cast iron proof of heterosexuality anyway, is it?

I meant I don't believe for one second you actually think I'm a quender.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 17:05, Reply)

to be fair
none of the guys i've dated from here would do anything other than turn a girl gay. apart from the very first one, years ago. he was lovely.

and no. if i thought it for one second, it wouldn't amuse me to go on about it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 17:08, Reply)

I'll just carry on acting like a total Barrymore, then, and keep you entertained.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 17:10, Reply)

being able to cook in no way prohibits any of those things.


3 times a week is a pretty low baseline, my dear.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:37, Reply)

depends how many people you're seeing...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:47, Reply)

granted.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:48, Reply)

Swipe does not eat, Badger
You forget this
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:31, Reply)

not actual real food, no.
I hadn't forgotten. I just assumed that a vegetarian would consider understanding of flavours even more important, seeing as how they've removed the only seriously tasty food group from their diet.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:42, Reply)

men mincing around talking about extracts of nettleflower
and cream of gaylord...

hmm!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:51, Reply)

Hello, Ms Kettle
I've got a fire-roasted Miss Pot on the line. Something about a midnight charcoal colourscheme?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:59, Reply)

me? i am many things
but i ain't no rug muncher!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 17:01, Reply)

haha, no, but you can hardly accuse someone of light-footedness
on the basis of food descriptions considering the stuff you come out with about lunch...
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 17:06, Reply)

BUT I'M A GIRL
i am allowed to sound gay!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 17:07, Reply)

you're allowed to sound gay, without being gay, I presume you mean?
So is anyone, though. me included.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 17:09, Reply)

Try a touch of honey in the sauce too

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:14, Reply)

Lose the mushrooms
And you're onto a winner. I might make a risotto this evening, or if I'm in a supremely lazy mood, cous cous.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:16, Reply)

Nope, the mushrooms are a definite.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:17, Reply)

Mushrooms are fucking horrible.
And smell of death and stale farts.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:19, Reply)

I used to hate them
But since finding that white mushrooms are shit in comparison to, say, chestnut or porcini mushrooms, I've become quite fond of them.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:21, Reply)

White mushrooms dont really taste of anything
Portobello are your friend
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:22, Reply)

Mushrooms are the one food that I refuse to eat.
So slimy. Urgh.
(DeeDee, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:24, Reply)

nomnomnomnom
Mushrooms are fucking brilliant if cooked well
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:25, Reply)

No way.
Even the smell of them makes me gag. I try them every so often to see if I've acquired a taste, but no. Minging.
(DeeDee, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:26, Reply)

Try different types

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:28, Reply)

like magic ones?

(DeeDee, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:29, Reply)

Shitake
Portobello
Oyster
Chestnut

They all taste different
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:30, Reply)

No thanks.
It's not just the taste, I hate the texture and the smell too. I would make a terrible vegetarian.
(DeeDee, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:31, Reply)

Not that anyone cares
But mushrooms aren't technically vegetables anyway, being halfway between plant and animal.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:44, Reply)

On my plate, I tend to have them on top of the animal!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:49, Reply)

They can be cooked very nicely.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:25, Reply)

I'll have to print that off and wipe my arse with it.

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:21, Reply)

I'm beginning to think you are an Al sockpuppet

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:23, Reply)

So what you're saying, is that you want me up your arse?
You fucking queerbo.

Sorry Rory, I don't go for sexually repressed internet virgins.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:24, Reply)

No, I'm going to wipe my arse with your picture
This is a picture AA, this is not in fact you. I'd rather not soil my arse with a head dobber.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:28, Reply)

So, you're printing out pictures of 13 year old boys and taking them to the bathroom with you?
Let me guess, it's for 'research' though, eh Chris?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:31, Reply)

Who wrote this?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:32, Reply)

Oh it doesn't matter what age you are in the countless photos that you link AA, they all improve with a good rub of shit on them.

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:36, Reply)

Is that what turns you on then Chris?
Rubbing shit over younger boys? No wonder you were sent down, you've clearly been a nonce for a while.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:38, Reply)

Is it wrong I find this post hilarious?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:38, Reply)

on just about every level i can think of

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:45, Reply)

Could be worse, could be poorly-written...
I don't have the heart to complete the rest of this post.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:46, Reply)

In this photo you look like the kid who tried to burn down the gym

( Kroney, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:42, Reply)

Which one?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:43, Reply)

The one in the post I am replying to.

( Kroney, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:46, Reply)

I meant which child/gym?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:50, Reply)

You/the one at the school to which your uniform belongs.

( Kroney, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:52, Reply)

Nope, we never had a problem there.
It was rebuilt the year I left anyway, it went from being nice old buildings to looking like a fucking hospital.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:56, Reply)