I've always worked on the premise that
I drink and smoke weed all the time, but your cold virus is not used to being exposed to these things so won't stand up to it as well...
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 8:50, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

until you generate a mutated form that can tolerate booze and skunk, though
then we're all fucked and it'll be your fault.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 8:54, Reply)

On the plus side, they might name it after me

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 8:55, Reply)

I recently fucked my immune system sideways with half a bottle of red wine
It turns out that it had barely been clinging on, and daring to celebrate a rare Forest win on Saturday night caused me to spend entirety of the next day lying in bed gibbering and cursing Ishmael Miller's name
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 8:56, Reply)

Anti-semitism?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 8:59, Reply)

Possibly
Do you get black Jews now?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 9:00, Reply)

Not in my back yard!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 9:01, Reply)

Those are moles

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 9:03, Reply)

Hahahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 9:10, Reply)

I give you
Sammy Davis Jr, and Whoopi Goldberg. Do with them what you will.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 9:05, Reply)

This is the toughest game of "who would you rather?" I've ever played

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 9:07, Reply)

Sammy Davis Jnr.?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 9:04, Reply)

Jack Benny: "What's your handicap?"
Sammy Davis Jr: "Talk about handicap — I'm a one-eyed Negro Jew."

In case you don't understand, he was asking about his golf handicap
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 9:06, Reply)

Ah, he was making it up
A black, Jewish, half-blind Puerto Rican proving to a prejudiced American public that all you need to become rich and famous is a ludicrous amount of talent and very well-connected friends? I heard he was actually a blonde caucasian with 20/20 vision who blacked up for sympathy lols.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 9:07, Reply)

You're driveling again Foxtrot
It must be the syphilis.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 9:08, Reply)

We've all done that

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 9:09, Reply)

Not I
There are no black people in Norwich
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 9:11, Reply)

Well of course not.
That would mean someone had gone outside of their own family gene pool.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 9:13, Reply)

Do sheep count?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 9:16, Reply)

No, you're thinking of horses. And dogs. But only if you train them.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 9:17, Reply)

Ahh, right
Cheers
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 9:18, Reply)

SPEAK NOT THE DEVIL'S TONGUE

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 9:16, Reply)

Sammy Davis Jnr.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 9:04, Reply)

Jewnior?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 9:12, Reply)