Only the pain of being yet another nerd sporting a 'cool' tattoo

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:17, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Awwww, were you too scared to get a tattoo Rory?
Did you run out of the shop trying to stifle your sobs, but you couldn't and a nice policeman saw you running with your eyes all red and asked you what the matter was and you just started bawling onto his shoulder and he sat you down and offered you a hanky and talked to you about how it didn't matter and you shouldn't succumb to peer pressure and then he even gave you lift back to your mums and promised he wouldn't say anything and even let you keep his hanky.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:19, Reply)

Standard reply.
Fuck off, Rory. It's not like I'm getting my user ID tattoo'd on my knuckles or something.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:22, Reply)

Rory's username would fit though
Coincidence? I think not
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:25, Reply)

I might get "Truth" put on one hand and "Justice" on the other
And go on a vigilante spree.

Or look a twonk. One of the two.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:29, Reply)

I love that film.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:35, Reply)

Are you blessed with octopus hands?
Ensure you get ACCORD across your forehead too
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:36, Reply)

Oh yeah.
My Dad was Cthulhu R'lyeh. And yes, ACCORD seems like a good idea.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:37, Reply)

That's OK then

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:37, Reply)

All the girls love it, as my hands already smell of fish.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:38, Reply)

(k)inky

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:40, Reply)

I assume he's referring to Boondock Saints
This is what they have tattooed on their hands
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:39, Reply)

Actually, I wasn't.
But that's eerily close, come to think of it. Might have been a subconscious thing.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:43, Reply)

Seriously?
So, you were going to go on a vigilante rampage with 'Truth' & 'Justice' tattooed on your hands, and you weren't thinking of Boondock Saints?

...That's a bit odd.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:53, Reply)

I'd never even heard of the film before today.
Or I might have done but had completely forgotten about it.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:57, Reply)

How very odd...

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:02, Reply)

You're telling me.
I'll have to get that watched tonight, sounds like a good film (from reading the wikipedia article, at any rate).
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:05, Reply)

Ha, what kind of mental would get that done.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 20:23, Reply)

When someone on here says they're getting a tattoo
I go to ugliesttattoos.failblog.org/ and www.tattoos.com/ to remind myself why they're a bad idea. And great entertainment.
( djtrialprice, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:24, Reply)

This is exactly why I only have the one, which is 12 years old
Too easy to sign up for another and regret it for the rest of your life
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:26, Reply)

Plus, despite how much you love him, it's very unlikely that
anyone will have heard of Bruno Tonioli in a few years.
( djtrialprice, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:30, Reply)

You HORRIBLE MAN
Don't you be mean about Bruno!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHmvkRoEowc
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:32, Reply)

I was really going for
"You're a bit of a fabulous dancing woofter, darling. *mini camp round of applause*"
( djtrialprice, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:34, Reply)

I know dear
For my 30th my sister made me a CD compilation of old photos and cut a clip of SCD into it in which Bruno is praising Martin Offiah.

That's all.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:38, Reply)

As a rule they're shit, every cunt and his dog under 30 has them these days
My favourites are the collection of stars indicating that the bearer was too lazy and stupid to get a dragon or a unicorn tattooed on their back, but just wanted a tat to be be cool yah
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:39, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1370858
(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:55, Reply)

There's a guy I see in a skip rig who does regular collections for me, his tats are boss
Big splodges of grey blue on both arms and his neck and christ knows where else of what once were dragons and shit. It's a common stamp, is that what appeals Al, the mark of the working proletariat?
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:01, Reply)

Not like the one you got in prison, eh Chris?
Then again, it would have been nicer if they'd at least spelt 'NONCE' correctly when they carved it into your chest.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:25, Reply)

Chris?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:36, Reply)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Langham
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:38, Reply)

I did a search and wiped my arse with the family portrait one that you posted, who'd have thought that a whole family would look better with a layer of shit on them

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:41, Reply)

My brother already looks like he's rolled in it, the fat downy.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:52, Reply)