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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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my sister is nearly 18,
it only seems like five minutes ago that I watched her being born
(DeeDee, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:54, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
What, like at the business end?
Yuk.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:55, Reply)
No, the head end. I was in the room, I didn't deliver her

(DeeDee, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:59, Reply)
Thank God for that.
I remember being shown the video of a child being born from the business end in school when I was a teenager.

Fucking hell it was traumatising.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 12:02, Reply)
I was at the business end last month when my daughter was born.
It'll be a while until I can manage to sup at the furry cup again.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 12:06, Reply)
Cut your wife's hair
And glue it round the rim of your favourite mug. It'll be good practise.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 12:08, Reply)
Floss while you drink?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 12:12, Reply)
What does your mum's vagina look like?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:56, Reply)
Like a cunt

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:59, Reply)
So it looks like Rory?
Oh dear.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 12:00, Reply)
I'd have become an alcoholic.
if forced to witness that
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 12:00, Reply)
My sister wanted me to be at the birth of my nephew.
I couldn't bear the thought of seeing her in so much pain so I declined.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 12:01, Reply)
I wasn't forced to. I think it's nice, not many people can say that they saw their sibling arrive in the world.

(DeeDee, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 12:03, Reply)
I saw my son come out.
It was ace and did not put me off fanny. But then I'm not a mincing closet homo like some I could name.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 12:10, Reply)
preach.
How do they think they got here? The stork?
(DeeDee, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 12:14, Reply)
If it was the stork I'll fahkin' 'ave 'im.
Although my ex-wife's ex-husband is a possible.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 12:18, Reply)
If I'd seen my sister being born I'd have kicked her back up my mother's cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 12:11, Reply)

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