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The fact that in 2 days I'll be nearer 70 than birth, mostly.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 12:04,
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Oof!I felt bad when I turned 25. Halfway to fifty... yeah gee thanks, fuckface.
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Boo hoo. Try fucking 38!!!1!!Whining children these days, don't know they're born, I was here when this was all fields.
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I know. Don't know they're fucking born, this lot.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 12:08,
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We will soon enough if the economy tanks like I think it will.I was right about the 2008 one but no fucker listened.
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Sorry, did you say something?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 12:09,
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No one listened 'The Luggage' because you're making it up you terrible liarYour manifest ignorance on the subject probably doesn't help you much either.
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 12:16,
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Your manifest ignorance of the rules of grammar doesn't help you much either.All I had was a vague notion it was coming, not specifics. Bloody hell, I'm not Mystic Meg.
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Everyone had a 'vague' notion that something was happening, wot wif the economy being cyclicalYou're not quite the Cassandra that you make out you virginal spastic
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 12:22,
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Well fuck me, you have a vague understanding of Ancient Greek literature.Well done you.
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Even begging for sex Piston you still ain't gonna get any(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 12:25,
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Fo' shizzle. All PROPER people were born in 1973.
Strikethroughs will attract a punch to the head.
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And a chisel to the eyeballs.Basically, if you can't remember being born in '73, you weren't there. Or something.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 12:18,
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Haven't you got homework to do or something?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 12:14,
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Even if I'd gone to Uni and done a 5 year course, I'd still have finished by now.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 12:15,
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I assumed you'd been held back at "special school" for a few years.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 12:16,
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I was here before the fields, son.Anyway, I'm only 2 years younger than you. man the fuck up, eh?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 12:12,
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you know nothing of the size of my pantaloons, stunned poster.NOTHING.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 12:18,
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Are you offering me outside to fight with a turd?Or is "a poo" your name for Monty? it's all too confusing for me these days. must be my age.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 12:52,
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I remember when all this were slowly condensing incandescent gasKids today, they take solid ground fer granted. There were none o' this air or water you get nowadays.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 12:24,
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Hang aboutYour birthday is September 30th as well? What the fuck?
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I believe it is allowable for people to be born on the same day, chap.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 12:13,
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There was 313 people in my year at schoolOddly, 4 of us had the same birthday...
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 12:14,
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that's not odd.you only need something like 30 people in a room before it's statistically more likely that 2 share a birthday than not.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 12:17,
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Funnily enough I was thinking about this last nightIn my class of 30 our maths teacher calculated that it was statistically likely that two people would share a birthday. He looked well smug to be proven right as we went through our birthdays, and got all flustered when it turned out that two other lads shared another date.
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if I knew how to do strikethroughs I would strikethrough "another date" And put "a quick arse fuck".
It was going to be epic.
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You put <s>another date</s> a quick arse fuckBut not in the topic field as it doesn't work.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 12:25,
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These computers. It's like fucking magic.
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Yeah, but three B3tans on one day is surprisingI am pretty easily surprised, mind. I totally didn't see the whole "it was earth all along" thing coming.
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I'll be 41 in Decemberand I don't give a fuck about it. Age is just a mindset innit?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 12:13,
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Oh, I don't actually give a fuckbut the question was "what makes you feel old" and so I just answered.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 12:16,
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Well to answer the questionthe fact that the years are just shooting by and before you know it you've got snow and Christmas and fuckwits who don't know how to handle a 4x4 in icy conditions. It's like a whole year is compressed into six months these days.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 12:18,
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