Are those your initials?
*runs off to Google*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:57, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

To all of the above.
No, you fucking bunch of numpties. It's for my mate, who died a little while ago. He was going to have it with his kid's name, but never got it, so the designer swapped it out for my mate's name, and we all got it done. Just so happens I'm the first to get it done, and it's my first tattoo.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:59, Reply)

I still can't see what his name was though

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:00, Reply)

It says "Ash".
It's an ambigram. And what's with all this Home Sweet Home shit?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:01, Reply)

They used to be threads on here, when it was all fields
Cool tattoo though
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:02, Reply)

Many thanks.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:22, Reply)

It's a shame you can't take it back within fourteen days and get a refund when it sinks in that it's fucking shit.

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:04, Reply)

Erm, I'm sorry to have to point this out now it's permanently etched on your skin
but that is not an amibgram for Ash. It's a bit like an ambigram for HSH, but even then, it's not actually symetrical.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:06, Reply)

Perhaps it's the angle of the photo.
Either way, I checked the transfer before it went on, and it looked fine to me.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:09, Reply)

I actually really like the tattoo mate

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:03, Reply)

Thankyou kindly.
I actually think it looks pretty bad ass. I'm afraid I said that out loud to the artist too. I kind of regret that.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:05, Reply)

Not as much as you will saying that to these cunts
Trust me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:07, Reply)

Oh well, it'll be fine.
I'm happy with it, that's all that counts really.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:11, Reply)

Agreed

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:13, Reply)

I wish I'd seen this before I'd posted above
I might have felt less like a bit of a cunt.

Nah, actually, that's not possible.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:05, Reply)

I already knew
and I still said it looked shit.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:06, Reply)

yeah, but, no offence or owt
you're playing in the Cunt Premiership whereas I'm Cunt Blue Square North
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:07, Reply)

That implies there are a maximum of 19 bigger cunts than Al on B3ta
*counts on fingers*

that's probably fair enough, actually. But he's Fulham to Rory's Man U.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:12, Reply)

I actually take offence at that.
I take real time to think about how best to be a cunt. My cuntery is personally tailored to individuals and their defects. Rory is the equivalent of an off the peg suit for £24.99 from ASDA. I'm bespoke from a small chinese gentleman in a little shop.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:15, Reply)

Fine
Your meticulous approach to cuntery but the knowledge that there's no real bite beneath the bark makes you Arsenal. Happy?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:17, Reply)

Why do you people keep assuming that I actually really like you all
Why has it not occurred to anybody that maybe I actually do think that some of you a genuinely awful people
(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:23, Reply)

If it helps
I am genuinely awful
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:24, Reply)

I don't suppose you actually like me
but am assured that you're lovely IRL. I think there are B3tans who you like but wind up anyway (Monty) and B3tans who you just want to wind up endlessly regardless (Swipey)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:27, Reply)

I frequently defend you from people who think you're a massive drama queen.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:34, Reply)

That's very decent of you
I am massively oversensitive, I'm aware of this
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:36, Reply)

Does Rory let the Swiss in the back door WAY too easily, too?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:17, Reply)

It is awful...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:11, Reply)

And it doesn't even look like the word "Ash"

(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:13, Reply)

Personal taste, the pair of you.
And I think it does, so there.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:14, Reply)

Of course each to their own
still nasty in my eyes though...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:15, Reply)

Was Ash a particular fan of the Home Sweet Home threads?
That could work if he was...
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:15, Reply)

Arf, you fucker...
It's been a couple of weeks anyhow, I've been emo about this for long enough.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:17, Reply)

And I reckon that all those people on the site DJTP linked too
like this one: ugliesttattoos.failblog.org/2011/09/25/funny-tattoos-shady-bunch/

Reckon they were great too.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:16, Reply)

Mixed opinion on here, I've noticed.
I'm happy with it, as well as a few others. Opinion seems to be split 50/50. Besides, it isn't even coloured in yet. Give it time.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:19, Reply)

It's nowhere near as gay as any of mine
so, y'know, well done.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:18, Reply)

I'll take that as a compliment.
I'm mildly amused that Rory seems to have fucked off too. Perhaps we should club together for a tattoo for him.

Something Celtic, perhaps.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:20, Reply)

You weren't to know.
And Rory is as Rory does. He's kind of like my little cousin in some ways. A complete pest, but can be reformed with gentle prompting.

Or a cattle prod.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:11, Reply)