Have you just googled 'murdered british schoolgirls'?
Or do you have it bookmarked?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:45, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

He's saving Leah Betts for his grand finale

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:45, Reply)

She died in the shittest night clubin Basildon.
Which, as you can imagine I'm sure, is a fairly shit nightclub.

It's now a snooker hall with a drunk old man who seems to hang around outside trying to pick up prostitutes at 11AM on a Saturday.

There aren't any prostitutes outside at 11AM on a Saturday, although with the way some of the Basildon women look, I can see how he makes the mistake.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:49, Reply)

*remembers visit to Basildon*
*shudders*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:50, Reply)

It's not so bad...
...no, wait...yes it is. I was born there and still can't defend it.

um...it has a decent comic shop. Well, it has a comic shop. And...no..that really is all i've got.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:57, Reply)

We deal with the Council there
Their offices appear to be a fire station
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:01, Reply)

Haha!
That's actually a theatre. And the Library.

The Towngate Theatre is fucking shit.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:04, Reply)

Top quality belm here
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:50, Reply)

Would!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:51, Reply)

haha!
She is open and ready for you
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:52, Reply)

"Oh, you're so wet...whoops, sorry, I've knelt on your colostomy bag"

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:54, Reply)

Who was that other one who died on her bedroom floor with her arse in the air?
That would probably afford easy entry.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:56, Reply)

Rachel Whitear

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:57, Reply)

+se

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:00, Reply)

Well, it can't be as red as her face.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:03, Reply)

Did a double take when this news story hit...
At the time Mrs Dupinblue was working with a girl called Rachel who was also a heroin addict. When the news was announced we all thought it was her.
Unsurprisingly this Rachel later died of an overdose too.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:06, Reply)

Oof

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:07, Reply)

Did she have her arse out when she died?
Was she trying to pray to Allah too?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:07, Reply)

Possibly
She would have needed to find a way to fund her habit after losing her job.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:19, Reply)

Not really, I just read the news.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:49, Reply)