Well.
Morning everybody. How are your days going so far? Mine has been just peachy. Spent a few hours in A&E with mr b3th, whose heart arryhthmia decided it had been far too long since anyone took any notice of it.
On the plus side, I've never seen anyone treatewd faster in Casualty - straight in, two nurses, two doctors, portable chest X Ray, beepy machine, the works.
Bless him, the thing he was most worried about is that I might have to miss pierbash.
So, yeah. Great start to the day here. Someone pass me a stiff drink, will you? Must be 5 o'clock somewhere....
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 30 Sep 2011, 9:22, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I hope he is okay.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 9:24, Reply)

Did he do this?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 9:25, Reply)

And does he now look like this?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 9:28, Reply)

And do you now like this?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 9:28, Reply)

Ha ha.
I believe posting pictures on this largely text-based forum does tend to incur a bit of name-calling.

Just a warning, like.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 30 Sep 2011, 9:29, Reply)

Not little pictures like that
and not when I'm trying to make someone else happy rather than sell a shit book.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 9:32, Reply)

No.2 looks like a smug Sean Connery

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 9:33, Reply)

Shmug

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 9:34, Reply)

Of course he's smug.
He's grown an awesome beard and his hair's gone dark again.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 30 Sep 2011, 9:34, Reply)

Like this?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 9:33, Reply)

I hope that has the words "James Hutchings is a cunt" in the link.
If we do that enough won't it end up being flagged on google?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 9:34, Reply)

Damn I didn't think of that at the time.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 9:36, Reply)

Hover.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 9:37, Reply)

Your brian text is wrong

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 30 Sep 2011, 9:38, Reply)

Sorted it now.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 9:38, Reply)

How do you do mouseover text again?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 9:42, Reply)

<a title="James Hutchings Is A Cunt"></a>

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 9:43, Reply)

Does that work in general posts as well?
I remember doing lots of posts with mouseover text, but I can't remember how we did it.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 9:44, Reply)

I'm not sure
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 9:45, Reply)

Oooo, very meta.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 9:46, Reply)

Haha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 9:49, Reply)

So what would happen
if every body included that mouseover test in their posts for the rest of the day?

I don't really understand how google works.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 9:51, Reply)

I'm not certain either
I think we'd need more pages to link to this one before google would pick it up fully
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 9:52, Reply)

It would take more than one day for Google to pick it up
And the sources of the phrase would need to be links and be on multiple sites - the more sites the better but without link spamming.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 9:53, Reply)

Oh well
not really worth the effort. I do like the review of his book.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 9:55, Reply)

Oh dear
Somebody's established the first link.

jameshutchingsisacunt.wordpress.com/

Google loves wordpress.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 9:58, Reply)

Whoops, somebody has just tweeted that exact phrase a couple of times from different Twitter accounts

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 9:44, Reply)

I'm not going to pretend to understand "Twitter" but is it possible to coin a hashtag or similar?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 9:46, Reply)

As seen here?
twitter.com/#!/Virtual_Pub
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 9:50, Reply)

LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 30 Sep 2011, 9:34, Reply)

You're KILLING her.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 9:57, Reply)

Seems to be, by the time I left.
His heart rate has come back down to normal levels, which is a plus. Only took four beta blockers. Hopefully they'll let him home again this morning sometime.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 30 Sep 2011, 9:26, Reply)

is he alright?
Is the beepy machine the same as the machine that goes ping?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 9:25, Reply)

Fucking hell, hope he is okay
And you are too.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 9:29, Reply)

This^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 9:33, Reply)

Ditto
But not B3th ditto
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 9:55, Reply)