Ironing?
Is only acceptable if you require a shirt to look smart for a formal occasion. Any other ironing you may do is a waste of your short life. I used to share a house with a guy who ironed not only his pants (!) but also his towels. And he would complain about how much ironing he had to do.
Also, I've noticed ironing being used as some kind of pikey badge of honour: "Say what you like, but at least my kids' clothes are ironed". Maybe, but you spend your days smoking in front of Jeremy Kyle and visiting Tesco in your pyjamas.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:24, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Hahahaha. Tescos in your pyjamas is common where I live.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:25, Reply)

There are numerous Facebook groups where people are encouraged to take pics of said harridans

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:26, Reply)

There's a Walmart one from the US.
Some of them are hilarious.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:28, Reply)

Chav scum, and Sheppeyscum were two sadly passed away websites for this.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:29, Reply)

And fluffy slippers.
Don't forget the fluffy slippers.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:27, Reply)

Fake Uggs.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:27, Reply)

<a href="http://www.uggaustralia.co.uk/womens-cozy-knit-slippers-uk/1865,en_GB,pd.html?dwvar_1865_color=HGRY&start=12&cgid=womens-slippers">www.uggaustralia.co.uk/womens-cozy-knit-slippers-uk/1865,en_GB,pd.html?dwvar_1865_color=HGRY&start=12&cgid=womens-s
In pink of course.

www.uggaustralia.co.uk/womens-cozy-knit-slippers-uk/1865,en_GB,pd.html?dwvar_1865_color=HGRY&start=12&cgid=womens-slippers
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:30, Reply)

Why is it never the attractive girls who do that?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:31, Reply)

Define "attrractive", for Macc, or the normal world?

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:34, Reply)

Either
It's always the fat fucking munters.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:36, Reply)

I pulled one in the supermarket about 10 years ago.
Had her slippers on.

Went straight round her house for sex.

True story.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:41, Reply)

Was it nice
being 'newest daddy' to her kids for a few hours?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:42, Reply)

She was filth.
Made me blush.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:44, Reply)

I hope you sent your story in to Razzle's reader's letters

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:45, Reply)

Before I knew what was happening......
her Mum was rimming me.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:47, Reply)

Did she gasp when she clapped eyes on your girth?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:48, Reply)

She salivated and with a sly wink, went to work.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:58, Reply)

Surely your mum?

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:49, Reply)

I hope she left them on during

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:48, Reply)

It's posh where I live.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:31, Reply)

Why, do they go to Waitrose instead?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:34, Reply)

"Wait-Rose?"
I'm sorry, I'm not familiar with the term. Is that something from outside of Essex?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:36, Reply)

Expensive supermarket.
I don't think there are many around.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:37, Reply)

Not up North there aren't.
It's all Aldi and Kwik-Save.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:39, Reply)

I actually genuinely can't think of any in Essex,
At least not in my area. I suppose Colchester or Chelmsford probably have them, but not Basildon that's for sure.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:41, Reply)

There's one in Billericay.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:43, Reply)

That doesn't surprise me actually.
There could be one in Brentwood too, thinking about it.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:45, Reply)

Lies

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:42, Reply)

There is one in Eldon Sq in Newcastle

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:46, Reply)

There's one in Leeds

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:43, Reply)

Venice of the North.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:44, Reply)

We've just got one here in Manchester. It's not too pricey to be honest.
We need a fucking Harrods.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:45, Reply)

No you don't.
Where will you get the money to spend in it?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:46, Reply)

Mugging.
Dur!
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:46, Reply)

*slaps self*
'course.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:47, Reply)

Stealing and benefit fraud?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:47, Reply)

An honest day's work, naturally.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:51, Reply)

Oh
and all the rich little Not Quite Oxbridge Students.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:48, Reply)

There's two in Edinburgh, for that matter.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:14, Reply)