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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Kirsten Dunst
Julianne Moore
Christina Hendricks

May I also request a large bottle of baby oil please.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:56, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
Kirsten fucking Dunst?
The other two however are a splendid choice.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:57, Reply)
It's all about the redheads for me.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:58, Reply)
I thought Kirtsen Dunst was blonde?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:01, Reply)
Natural redhead (see Spiderman films as examples) who goes blonde on occasion.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:03, Reply)
Bit too snaggletooth for me

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:04, Reply)
Yeah, but pokey nipples in the rain ftw.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:06, Reply)
True

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:06, Reply)
Pokey nipples in any weather FTW, surely?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:21, Reply)
Oh yeah.
But the rain has the benefit of adding definition and also increasing the boobage cling factor.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:25, Reply)
Dunst isn't a redhead, is she?
But I'm with you in principle.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:02, Reply)
I replace Julianne Moore
with Patrick Moore.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:00, Reply)
I like the way your mind works young man.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:02, Reply)
My psychiatrist doesn't
:(
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:03, Reply)
You are a sick man. A very sick man.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:04, Reply)
Hendricks is a fat mess.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:02, Reply)
*gives shit eye*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:02, Reply)
*stands behind Blousie, shaking fift and going 'yeah!'*

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:05, Reply)
fift?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:06, Reply)
It's like a fist, but for drugged up mongs.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:07, Reply)
*fifts b3th*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:07, Reply)
She makes overweight women think "ooo I'm like her, curvy and voluptuous".
When in reality their guts hang over the top of their jeans.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:06, Reply)
*cries*

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:08, Reply)
See also "Mika"

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:08, Reply)
I don't think anyone would say that she's a fat mess, apart from you obviously.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:08, Reply)
I'm being cynical.
But my second point still stands. I'd probably give her one up the fanny if I was in a good mood.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:10, Reply)
Especially if she was a mental and you didn't really want to, eh Barry?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:11, Reply)
Ha.
If you were wearing a bow tie right now it'd be spinning round.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:13, Reply)
How do you know I'm NOT wearing a bow tie?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:21, Reply)
To be honest
she looked really ropey in Drive, so much so that I didn't recognise her.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:08, Reply)
I think for her it's more about ACTING than looking nice on the big screen.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:09, Reply)
She gasped and got her head shot off
Screen time - c. 5mins.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:10, Reply)
I bet it was a bloody good gasp though : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:11, Reply)
I made the missus gasp the other day.
I cleaned the bathroom.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:30, Reply)

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