If a meal didn't have a face at some point, it's a waste.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:15, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

My breakfast consisted of sausages, hash browns and eggs.
Meat means goodness.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:18, Reply)

Mine was simply a bacon roll, but it's absolutely excellent bacon.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:19, Reply)

Check this place out, next time you're over this way.
cowmans.co.uk/

Fucking nomnomnom.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:22, Reply)

Pork, Apple & Mint sausage?
Oof, going to have to get my hands on that
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:28, Reply)

I had a Nutrigrain bar
I hate being on a diet
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:19, Reply)

Haha
Remember how I used to send you the pint pictures? Can I start doing it with food now?

Might even take a picture of the steak I've got in the freezer...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:20, Reply)

You're on a diet
so you had a high sugar "cereal" bar?

I realise you're a bit thick, but can you not see the problem there?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:21, Reply)

He can't even see his feet, let alone a problem

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:21, Reply)

You should totally eat porridge now the weather is cooler.
Filling, low in fat and releases energy slowly.
( girlinthehole, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:22, Reply)

Porridge is only good with 1/4 tin of Golden Syrup in though

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:26, Reply)

Funnily enough I use this as a guideline for people who can't understand my vegetarianism
"But you eat fish don't you?"
"What about Christmas? Surely you eat turkey...?"
Etc. etc.
I don't eat anything with a face.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:22, Reply)

Sausages don't have a face.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:23, Reply)

Look at his happy little face!


( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:27, Reply)

Awww how can you eat him?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:31, Reply)

Get rid of the olives, and I'll do it happily.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:33, Reply)

In his convenient mouth bun, that's how

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:33, Reply)