Something about football or cricket
With Geoff Boycott and Sir Alex Feguson as guest mods, deleting every "I hate sport" story and sending the author with a few choice words and an accompanying ban. It'll whittle the membership down no end and may end up as the greatest mass cunt-admonishing of all time.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:35, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Good man is our Geoff.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:38, Reply)

Geoff and Alex would probably die from overwork.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:41, Reply)

Red nosed Jockanese git.
Alex.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:43, Reply)

Nothing can kill Sir Geoff Boycott
NOTHING
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:45, Reply)

When I was a kid, I used to collect cricket autographs.
My proudest were Geoff, and Dickie Bird.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:49, Reply)

Me too!
Not Dickie Bird, sadly. I had the entire enxtended Notts cricket squad over about six years, including Eddie Hemmings, Eddie Randall and Chris Cairns.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:04, Reply)

Sodomising an entire cricket team is not something to be proud of, Darth.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:11, Reply)

I take enormous pleasure every time I see Stuart Broad playing well
knowing that my semen was sloshing around in his dad's anus whilst he was conceiving a future England all-rounder
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:15, Reply)

*something about being on a sticky wicket*

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:16, Reply)

Now, DG, that's going too far
You can't tamper with the wicket, buggery has to be strictly extracurricular or it makes more work for the groundstaff and could potentially lead to an MCC enquiry.

You need to think these things through.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:21, Reply)

I Hate Sport
not sure if I've ever mentioned it.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:46, Reply)

*weeps*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:47, Reply)

I like Cows though, so you're OK.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:56, Reply)

Woohoo!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:59, Reply)

You had
This has heavily influenced my list of discussion topics for Sunday
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:49, Reply)

This is fine, I have no compunction about walking away and leaving you alone in the bar with Monty
Should he actually turn up. Or I could just talk about computers for an hour.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:57, Reply)

This is a dangerous road for us both to travel down
but if you think sport is the dullest thing I can wax lyrical on you're sadly mistaken. Do you really think I'm fed up of talking about the Weakest Link?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:13, Reply)

I would actually find that more interesting.
But why don't we talk about stuff that's fun for us both? I dunno, wimmin, music, stuff like that.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:23, Reply)

That sounds spiffing
I must warn you, I have a family lunch for Ms Foxtrot's gran's birthday and a 3-hour coach journey preceeding the pub and have no intention of going through either without a drink or five
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:28, Reply)

I, on the other hand will be stone cold sober.
There are, however, remedies for this.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:30, Reply)

Rohypnol?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:33, Reply)

An investigation of these remedies is called for

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:35, Reply)