I wear a lot of hats.
A man's worth can be judged on his hats, his cufflinks and his knowledge of golden era hip hop.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 21:38, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Don't forget the size of his penis.

( girlinthehole, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 21:39, Reply)

Might I break this shallow and materialistic train of thought from you two and suggest the quality of his morals and character?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 21:41, Reply)

Nah! it's all about the willy.

( girlinthehole, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 21:42, Reply)

Is it?
Fuck. That's where I've been going wrong.

In other news, I appear to be doing a passable impression of Rudolph at the moment. Right on the tip of my nose, where I can't hide a fucking enormous spot.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 21:45, Reply)

I empathize completely.
*spotty old woman highfives*
( girlinthehole, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 21:46, Reply)

I'm thinking a yashmak might be a good look for tomorrow.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 21:49, Reply)

The only reason I would embrace Islam.

( girlinthehole, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 21:50, Reply)

islam any opportunity for sexy tiem.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 22:15, Reply)

: (
I'm a nice girl.
( girlinthehole, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 22:20, Reply)

Nah.
Because if a man cannot successfully accessorise his socks with his cufflinks, he is of deficient character.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 21:43, Reply)

A gentleman should always wear cufflinks with a double cuff shirt. Never a single cuff.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 22:01, Reply)

What about dressing to the left or right?

( girlinthehole, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 22:02, Reply)

right at nthe moment
left when I'm on me bike like.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 22:04, Reply)

Hello gorgeous.
Always to the left.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 22:05, Reply)

This is good to know.
Especially when sticking my hand down someone's pants.
( girlinthehole, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 22:09, Reply)

Do more of this. The practice will not only cheer you up (possibly make you laugh if it's a small one) but it's a skill all women about town should have

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 22:14, Reply)

Gev

( girlinthehole, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 22:19, Reply)

whut?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 22:19, Reply)

I'm a bit squiffy.
Ignore it : )
( girlinthehole, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 22:20, Reply)

Hokay.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 22:21, Reply)

I used to assume that I dressed to the left, most men do.
But then I had to check and it turns out I dress to the right.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 22:16, Reply)

Of course.
I find it hilarious when men do that. It's like they automatically equate cufflinks with dressing proper. It's also like when people misuse reflexive pronouns, they think it sounds good but just makes them sound thick.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 22:14, Reply)

I am too tired and have had too much rioja to know what a misused reflexive pronoun is. Not that I know when I am awake and sober either.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 22:16, Reply)

Sending an email which ends with something along the lines of
'If you have any problems, please speak to myself'.

Or asking someone to send a document to 'ourselves'.

It's just thickness in action.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 22:18, Reply)

Ah!
I have hated this habit for years. It appears to be a growing problem too.

Now I can say to people "please do not use a misused reflexive pronoun when addressing me". Ta for that.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 22:21, Reply)

I would like to thank you for sending myself this message.
Next up- twats that spell 'lose' with two os.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 22:24, Reply)

+and arn't lysdexic.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 22:46, Reply)

There is a difference between dyslexia and being a bad speller.
One is a diagnosable condition affecting learning, the other is down to thickness and bad schooling/ parenting.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 22:47, Reply)

it's even possible to be both.
like me.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 22:49, Reply)

I'm just lazy and old and too used to spellcheck.

( girlinthehole, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 22:51, Reply)

and this.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 22:52, Reply)

tits

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 23:00, Reply)

I have tits.

( girlinthehole, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 23:00, Reply)

this is good
although so does bobster.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 23:01, Reply)

No, he has moobs.
2nd class tits.
( girlinthehole, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 23:03, Reply)

hairy tits.
not as good.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 23:04, Reply)

you still would internet wierdo

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 23:04, Reply)

If I ever meet you at a bash I shall titty fuck you to within an inch of your life.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 23:06, Reply)

Lol

( girlinthehole, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 23:07, Reply)

shall i shave or do you prefer au naturale?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 23:07, Reply)

I'll bring a cut-throat and shave you my self.
don't want you stubbly.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 23:08, Reply)

slut

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 23:16, Reply)

Yup.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 23:17, Reply)

u lucky devil

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 23:04, Reply)

I no rite.
I'm in demand.
( girlinthehole, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 23:06, Reply)

we should frame them

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 23:08, Reply)

I'd rather have a single and ardent admirer.

( girlinthehole, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 23:13, Reply)