I am in the dog house with Mrs Battered.
We are using airmiles to go to Boston for Christmas to stay with her sister. The way the availability has worked out (as we are travelling out on different days) means she has to go premium economy (which isn't bad) but I have to go first class.

Understandably I am about as popular as dog shit on the sole of a pair of trainers.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 10:11, 6 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

This is why you should always lie to women.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 10:14, Reply)

ugh god women are fucking shit
it's not "oh thanks for sorting that all out Battered and using all your airmiles for me" it's "wah wah wah bitch bitch"
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 10:14, Reply)

He won't be able to hear her in the hold anyway so its fine

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 10:15, Reply)

and the fact she'll be on a different plane.
On a different day.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 10:17, Reply)

Go on, spoil it

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 10:19, Reply)

+ being attacked by snakes.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 10:20, Reply)

haha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 10:21, Reply)

in the boobs

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 10:21, Reply)

To be fair she is paying for the flight taxes.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 10:20, Reply)

with money from your joint account?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 10:23, Reply)

No. We don't have a joint account.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 10:29, Reply)

Nicely done

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 10:14, Reply)

Why does she have to go premium economy?
Couldn't it have been the other way round? Sounds like you've only got yourself to blame for your unpopularity
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 10:15, Reply)

AVAILABILITY ON DIFFERENT DAYS

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 10:16, Reply)

I see
The furthest I've been on a plane in N. Ireland so I dunno about any of this
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 10:18, Reply)

We are travelling on different days. No availability in economy on any day, they don't like you having babies in Club and won't allow them in First.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 10:19, Reply)

well it's understandable
it's a bastard to get the placenta smell out of the seats
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 10:20, Reply)

Well it's understandable
because they make such a fucking racket.
( Kroney, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 10:21, Reply)

Oh, she's got a baby with her!
Then I don't see how she can moan if that's the best section she could go in anyway
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 10:21, Reply)

It's more the point that I am in first as premium economy is fine.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 10:22, Reply)

I've never even seen the inside of a first class plane section.
I'm jealous.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 10:24, Reply)

You're welcome
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 10:24, Reply)

I wish I could afford to fly anything other than pauper class.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 10:25, Reply)

If it wasn't for the airmiles there is no way I would be in first.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 10:26, Reply)

I'm still a bit disappointed I never got to fly on Concorde

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 10:29, Reply)

Me too.
was in the lottery for the final set of tickets but nada.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 10:30, Reply)

Oof, gutted

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 10:33, Reply)

Details of BA first here
www.britishairways.com/travel/first/public/en_gb
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 10:26, Reply)

Holy shit, they give you cake!

(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 10:31, Reply)

From what I can remember from previous trips they give you really comfy pajamas too.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 10:33, Reply)

So they'll let you have babies in club, but they don't like it?
Well surely the appropriate response to that is "Fuck you, I'm paying a fuckign fortune to sit here, unless you actually say I can't bring the baby then you'd better start pandering to my every need.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 10:21, Reply)

having been on holiday with my nieces and nephew
on several occasions, i think a good compromise would be to drug all babies up to the eyeballs before the little cunts are allowed anywhere near a plane full of people who don't want to listen to 8 hours of screaming. or maybe ball gags. that would stop the screaming but not the smell of nappies. hmm.

maybe they should have baby planes and just shove all the kids on them together? people could pick them up from the conveyor belts at the other end.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 10:29, Reply)

There should be smokers only flights too.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 10:30, Reply)

and hot topless rugby player flights
i would happily push the duty free trolley on that one.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 10:32, Reply)

Haha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 10:16, Reply)

Carling don't make plane reservations, but if they did....

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 10:17, Reply)

Indeed.
I am lucky to have that amount of airmiles tbh. Collected them when I was travelling a lot for work years ago.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 10:21, Reply)