Well when me and my mate came back on Saturday.
A lad who was staying with our other housemate (knows him from back home) was standing at our door with a bloodied nose. He'd come back from town and asked the lads eight doors down (they were outside in the road) if they knew what number we lived at cos he couldn't remember. Apparently this was an unreasonable thing to do and the bullying twats kicked off at him. So when we saw him he told us what happened and pointed to the people responsible (they were still outside), we went and had a word with them. Asked what the hell their problem was and I was spat at. Honestly I'm going to make their lives an utter misery, I'm too stubborn to let it drop.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:42, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

They sound like a right bunch of cunts

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:42, Reply)

calm down 'fruit of the loom'
if you confronted them and you're going to "make their lives an utter misery, I'm too stubborn to let it drop" you're as bad as they are.

Rise above it, or are you not man enough?
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:53, Reply)

If it was possible I'd call the police and report them.
But I can't. As previously mentioned, I'd never hurt anyone and I go out of my way to avoid confrontation. But when confronted with cunts of this magnitude there is no way I'm rising above it.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:57, Reply)

How about you talk to them when you're all sober?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:59, Reply)

or just leave it
you know, like a grown up
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:59, Reply)

bit difficult with neighbours though innit.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:00, Reply)

not really
they're several doors down. If they kick off you walk away and if they continue to harass you go to the police.

You don't get dragged into a fight like a child
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:02, Reply)

I just want everyone to get along tf

(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:03, Reply)

this will result in an all out FEUD between us, psychochomp

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:05, Reply)

NO
gay daisy chain.

you know it makes sense.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:01, Reply)

this is the answer
it's always the answer
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:02, Reply)

yes
although you have to wonder how it works in practice. do they all have to heave in time, like rowers?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:04, Reply)

I;m heaving at the thought.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:08, Reply)

If you think about the mechanics of that
you'll see it couldn't possibly work satisfactorily. You'd have to offset the rhythm.

Person B in the queue would have to be going backwards at the same time as Persons A and C were going forwards.
( Kroney, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:09, Reply)

do you really think my brain is capable of envisaging that kind of mechanics?
it must work, because people do it - a gay friend of mine has been in a chain of 9, he tells me - but HOW?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:11, Reply)

All aboard the bum train

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:13, Reply)

If you're all going backwards and forwards at the same time and rate
then your bits aren't going to be moving at all, relatively. I don't see how that could be fun.
( Kroney, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:13, Reply)

they'll still be somewhere warm and tight
and there'll be a lot to look at. i think the novelty factor would do it.

if you were into that sort of thing, anyway.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:21, Reply)

I can't imagine anybody would be there to take in the view.

( Kroney, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:22, Reply)

er, dude
i think they'd ALL be there to take in the view. as part of the overall experience.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:24, Reply)

Needs MOAR cox

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:11, Reply)

Haha!
Prof Brian?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:11, Reply)

ouch
don't make me laugh.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:04, Reply)

Yeah', deffo, go down the park, take a few Fruit Shoots, some carrot sticks, babybells and make daisy chains, although I think we might be out of season.
I suppose they could braid each other's hair.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:29, Reply)

you'll be dead by christmas
think of the children!

Internet hardmanning is not big or clever
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:59, Reply)

Barry, listen up, you see, I'm from the streets too.
When a rival gang would impose on our turf, when things got serious, when rap battles don't work anymore.... we have a tickling fight. We bowl up to the rival gang, and start tickling their sides, and they'll do the same to us. Eventually we're all laughing so much that we forgot what the beef was all about and we can go about our lives as normal again.

A man's got to do what a man's gotta do, no feather dusters, hands only.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:55, Reply)

I've tried fluffy fingers.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:57, Reply)

Thumb war?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:02, Reply)