it is good advice for life

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:04, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Is there such a thing as a daisy chain that isn't gay?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:05, Reply)

yes

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:07, Reply)

Well that's ok then
*reaches out to the right*
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:07, Reply)

no
girls don't have any suitable holes to stick it in....

you muppet!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:12, Reply)

yes there is
it was on the news a while ago, schoolkids were getting together and shagging going from one to the next. It was the end of civilisation apparently.

Probably a bit different to what you're thinking about though
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:16, Reply)

i was kind of implying he'd never touched a real girl
so didn't know that they had any holes.

but none of that shit went on at my school. did i miss out?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:23, Reply)

Oh I see...
I wouldn't know, I think it was one of those stories made up by the Daily Mail to get their readers into a tizzy
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:25, Reply)

Aye, weren't you a bit too busy lusting after your gay teacher?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:27, Reply)

Is that right?
Has swipo always been attracted to the gays then?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:30, Reply)

It does seem to occur with worrying regularity, yes

( Kroney, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:31, Reply)

did i ever tell you that i think you're HAWT?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:38, Reply)

Frequently =(

( Kroney, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:41, Reply)

they only turn gay when they realise my interest :(

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:38, Reply)

Any excuse, eh?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:50, Reply)

I feel surprisingly innocent for once in that I have no idea what a "daisy chain" is.
I think I would like to keep it that way.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:16, Reply)

Think of one of those Chinese dragon costumes
except instead of hands on hips, it's cocks up arses.
( Kroney, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:18, Reply)

I SAID, I want to keep in the dark about this one.
I can't unread what you just typed :(
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:18, Reply)

I'm an educator at heart.

( Kroney, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:19, Reply)

My understanding was that it's a chain of handjobs?
Originating in public school dormitories - each boy reaches out to the boy to his right. If only Monty was here, pretty sure this sort of thing went on at his school.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:20, Reply)

But then the rowing team analogy up there^
wouldn't work.
( Kroney, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:20, Reply)

Why not?
It's kind of similar to a rowing motion. Plus it allowed me to make a joke about the cox.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:22, Reply)

According to the internet it's oral
*shrug*
( Kroney, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:23, Reply)

i think kroney is right
although there could be different varieties. the same way an innocent girl, such as poppet was until kroney cruelly ripped the veil from her eyes, could make a dandelion chain instead.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:22, Reply)

Innocence annoys me and should be destroyed.

( Kroney, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:23, Reply)

so many strikethroughs...
... so little time...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:24, Reply)

I'm amazed by the different interpretations
Because I thought it was a big circle of men and women laying face to genitals.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:22, Reply)

Everybody needs a cunt for a pillow

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:25, Reply)

If cornershop hadn't updated that it would never have been played on Radio 1

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:27, Reply)

Not funny, but true
cornershop Norman Cook
updated remixed
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:29, Reply)

It was brimful of swears

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:29, Reply)

Rimjob on Aisha

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:31, Reply)

"I'm a murderer"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:33, Reply)

How gutted would you be if you were thurvist on the left.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:31, Reply)

Imagine the dragon eating it's own tail.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:31, Reply)

Sporto tried that
And look what happened to him.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:35, Reply)

A one man daisy chain is never a good idea.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:37, Reply)

Sage words of advice
Get your local boarding school involved
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:39, Reply)