ive hit a few with my car accidentally
Alt never too old
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:02, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Yo! K.
How is life treating you?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:03, Reply)

fucking wonderful, and yourself?

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:06, Reply)

It's alright thanks.
Why is life so fucking wonderful for you?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:07, Reply)

i can breathe and talk and think and type

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:10, Reply)

Woo! Multi-tasking winner.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:11, Reply)

does anyone think theyd continue to be an omnivore if they had to kill their food?

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:04, Reply)

Nope.
Hence the (poor) vegetarianism.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:05, Reply)

i think i could do it

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:09, Reply)

Good on you then.
I don't preach, but I know I'm too much of a soft bastard to knife a cow when I want a burger.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:12, Reply)

im just saying, people say they cant but what about the zombie apocolypse?
I highly doubt grocery stores will be around!
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:15, Reply)

Oh, if it was life or death I could and would
But it isn't, so I go with alternatives.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:20, Reply)

are you a veggie for the diet or the morals?
I would think it'd be more ethical to kill and eat than grocery shop
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:22, Reply)

Morals I guess.
It's consistency. I wouldn't kill it to eat it (except in dire necessity) so I won't eat it. There are other reasons, but that's the centre of it.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:27, Reply)

I have no problem with eating meat, moreso the animal husbandry before death.
But it's too late for me to go back to red meat and I don't miss it.
( girlinthehole, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:32, Reply)

this is one of the afore mentioned other reasons.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:40, Reply)

veggies are living organisms

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:32, Reply)

Everything is alive but not everything has a nervous system.

( girlinthehole, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:35, Reply)

would it be more humane to murder a cow by truck or by gun?

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:38, Reply)

Gun.
And more cost effective.
( girlinthehole, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:43, Reply)

I think so
I'd probably slaughter a deer for some venison
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:23, Reply)

lol @ slaughter
Cue to an image of Amberl covered in blood, holding a butcher knife
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:30, Reply)

I'm slightly carnivorous
so I'd rather kill an animal than not have meat
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:33, Reply)

fo sho
I'm so with you here
I don't know the first thing about hunting, but i'd do it, i'd learn.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:41, Reply)

I'd look into a cows eyes
and then get upset and cry and refuse to pull the trigger. Then I'd get someone else to pull the trigger and eat the cow.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:43, Reply)

Best of both worlds
I'd make the cow wear a blindfold
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:45, Reply)

The blindfold would be made of the skin of it's brothers and sisters.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:46, Reply)

Then the last thing it will see
will be family. Think positively Al
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:48, Reply)

yo yo, thursday the 27th okay for you?

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:51, Reply)

We don't land until about 10pm, so sadly no, it wouldn't be any good at all.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:57, Reply)

change your flight then ive already requested that day
what time on Tuesday do you leave? Or shall I not bother with ruining your holiday?
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:59, Reply)

We leave about 9pm on Tuesday,
so that would be a good day as we'll check out of our hotel after breakfast and then we can meet you and go and look at cool Merkin stuff and you can talk Merkin to us and we can talk British to you.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:03, Reply)

okay then
I'll need to work on my accent until then
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:08, Reply)

Are you actually a mexican immigrant who says "Eh, Gringo!" a lot?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:11, Reply)

what? no
I'm just tryna live up to da hype
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:15, Reply)

I will do my best to sound as if I know the queen.
We should exchange phone numbers and plan somewhere to meet.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:17, Reply)

you'll just drunk dial me

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:21, Reply)

I don't think I've ever drunk dialed a b3tan
I may occasionally send you drunk text messages.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:22, Reply)

i only talk to one b3tan on the phone
it makes for insane phone bills at times
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:32, Reply)

irl lol

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:47, Reply)

i'd not be anywhere near it, theyre fucking huge

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:45, Reply)

Definitely
I'd be squeamish for a bit then the urge for meat would overtake it.
(berk, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:45, Reply)

you reckon your strong tennis champ arms could choke a cow out?

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:49, Reply)

Fuck no, I have well girly arms
I could probably give it a good kicking and then run away squealing though.
(berk, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:56, Reply)

A cow would fuck you up if you tried kicking it
you need to ram an arm down it's throat and choke it.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:59, Reply)

I think the rules mat be different in redknecksville*
* I was going to say Yanksvile but I knew you'd object.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:04, Reply)

what rules?

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:08, Reply)

About baseball cap wearage
I've seen quite respectable middle-aged americans wearing them, but if my dad did it it would be very wrong.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:13, Reply)

understandable, but old men that wear them are very cute

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:20, Reply)

Bloody hell, I forgot about running things over.
Two cats, innumerable pheasants, a hedgehog (that was suicide and I was rather upset), three munjac, and a tramp.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:08, Reply)

i ran over a puppy once

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:11, Reply)

By accident, or for amusement?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:14, Reply)

it ran out in front of me
Assisted suicide?
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:17, Reply)

Yes please.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:19, Reply)