I was vomiting and in bed for the whole day.
Like my birthday, I was ok for an hour or so around midday then NO apocolyvomit. Never drinking again.
Again.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:07, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Lol

( girlinthehole, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:08, Reply)

>:((((

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:10, Reply)

I was sick as a dog on saturday night.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:12, Reply)

I'm lolling at you saying you're never drinking again.

( girlinthehole, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:15, Reply)

at you saying you're never drinking again to one side as I'm old and a little bit senile.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:18, Reply)

: (
I did an old lady fall yesterday.
( girlinthehole, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:24, Reply)

Boo.
Are you okay?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:26, Reply)

I'll live.
I have a bruised armpit and a feeling of shame.
( girlinthehole, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:27, Reply)

total sadface :(
Hope you get better soon.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:29, Reply)

I'm going to get an emergency button put in my house.
Just in case.
( girlinthehole, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:31, Reply)

Oh this reminds me of a horrible story I heard at Sonisphere :(

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:31, Reply)

What was that?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:31, Reply)

First Soni I went to
a friend of mine had once worked at one of the food vans so we went over, and he gave us free food, and hot chocolate with Baileys in which was welcome on a cold night. Then he told us about the time a woman (some dominatrix I believe) had asked him to shit in her armpit then fuck it. The Baileys looked decidedly less appealing
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:33, Reply)

*looks at chocolate bar*
*puts chocolate bar down in disgust*
(berk, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:35, Reply)

Sorry berk
true story sadly
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:37, Reply)

I said that after my birthday too :(

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:23, Reply)

Haha, rock n roll
sorry I buggered off without saying bye, but you were dead to the world. Thanks again for letting me stop over though!
(berk, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:10, Reply)

Did you make yourself a cup of tea, call yourself a taxi, and fuck off?
Good girl.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:15, Reply)

After wiping her cock on the curtains.
Hang on. That's not right.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:15, Reply)

I have blinds!!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:24, Reply)

And I don't have a cock!

(berk, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:26, Reply)

They're just being careful

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:29, Reply)

Yes you do!

(Bazongaloid, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:29, Reply)

Not after you've wiped it on blinds, anyway

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:30, Reply)

POIDH

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:32, Reply)

That will happen if you keep wanking.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:30, Reply)

Nah, she crept downstairs, leaving her knickers behind on the bedroom rug,
then curled one out on the grill pan, cranked the grill up to medium, slid the pan back under the grill, opened up a command prompt on Lampers computer, typed "Delete *.*", hit "Y" and then left.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:16, Reply)

*remembers this one for future use*

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:17, Reply)

No, I went to tesco with Lampers flatmate
returned, decided that she probably wouldn't be well enough to get out of bed any time soon and pootled off in to the sunshine.
(berk, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:20, Reply)

I belive the correct term
is Lampers hot flatmate.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:21, Reply)

Meh! she's pretty enough but too skinny.
Edit - very friendly though.
( girlinthehole, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:23, Reply)

She's just the right amount of skinny
coupled with just the right amount of hot and just the right amount of red hair.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:25, Reply)

I agree with this

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:26, Reply)

I think Lusty is hotter.

( girlinthehole, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:27, Reply)

I think they're both hot
I'd swap, and that's my measurement
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:28, Reply)

Agreed on both points

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:29, Reply)

She's really hot.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:23, Reply)

See above.

( girlinthehole, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:25, Reply)

Open a window then.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:25, Reply)

I'd never thought of that.
Is that why they never have air conditioning in skanky clubs?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:26, Reply)

This
would.
(berk, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:25, Reply)

Never leave out the fact that she is hot
Or she might stop being as hot.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:24, Reply)