I HAVE BOOKED AN APPOINTMENT FOR MY NEW TATTOO FOR SATURDAY AFTERNOON.

( girlinthehole, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:34, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Don't shout, they'll all want one.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:34, Reply)

I am also considering buying a new sofa for the winter.
One I can snuggle on when it's cold outside.
( girlinthehole, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:35, Reply)

I wish we had a sofa
I miss snuggling up on a cold afternoon.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:38, Reply)

We're so fucking decadent that we have three sofas.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:40, Reply)

We used to have a sofa, but we eated it.
We haven't got the room for a sofa anymore. *sadfaces*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:41, Reply)

My current sofa is ok but not really snuggly.

( girlinthehole, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:42, Reply)

Snuggly sofas ftw.
The missus has been camped out on the cream one for two days solid.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:45, Reply)

When we bought ours I lay down on both of them to ensure I fitted

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:46, Reply)

I bought mine when I was single.
I went with the intention of getting a black leather one, but ended up with a cream coloured fabric job with maple trimmings because when I sat down on it, it was the comfiest thing ever.

When I moved in with Sweary her immediate thought was "I can't wait to be ill so I can spend all day lying on that couch". It's now known as the poorly couch.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:48, Reply)

As you know I sleep well on that sofa and I'm not a small lady.

( girlinthehole, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:53, Reply)

The arms being softly curved help, I think.
You can get your head at a perfect angle and then stretch out.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:56, Reply)

.....and await the monkey rape

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 13:01, Reply)

Quite so.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 13 Oct 2011, 13:06, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 13:06, Reply)

Is she getting better?

( girlinthehole, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:46, Reply)

Much, thanks.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:49, Reply)

If she's on the cream sofa, I'm guessing she's more confident.
Confident enough to trust a fart, anyway.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:49, Reply)

Beautifully put

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:55, Reply)

Just for you
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDtQdxn3UW0
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:43, Reply)

Just so you know, I'm getting a new sofa, probably a 1, 2 and 3 seaters.
Just, so you... well, you know, like, if you wanna come over, and..... well, there are 3 potential padded sitting places.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 13:22, Reply)

*books train*

( girlinthehole, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 13:25, Reply)

plus a dinning room table ! My Ma' found one that she says it's up to me if I want it but if I don't want it she'll disown me.
It's got black leather around the edge and glass in the middle.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 13:42, Reply)

What are you going to get?
Just the star?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:39, Reply)

This:
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1254083
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:40, Reply)

Best of all the inkings

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:45, Reply)

and a sofa

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:40, Reply)

Large outline of a star on my inner forearm.

( girlinthehole, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:41, Reply)

Fillet o' fish for my wife.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:46, Reply)

The corona?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:50, Reply)

Slice of lime?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:51, Reply)

Just five pointed jobby.

( girlinthehole, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:54, Reply)

I bet Kroney would love a five pointed jobby.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:54, Reply)

he'll need one of these then
www.turdtwister.com/
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 13 Oct 2011, 13:03, Reply)

And how did you come by that remarkable device?

( girlinthehole, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 13:05, Reply)

"whistles innocently while avoiding eye contact*

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 13 Oct 2011, 13:07, Reply)

*gets distracted by gazing at inner arm and imagining a tattooed star*

( girlinthehole, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 13:10, Reply)

$20 !!!!
Can't I just borrow your kid's playdough kit?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 13:44, Reply)