Last day is good
and surprise birthday presents for the win
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:24, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Was it some rape?
Nothing says surprise like some rape.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:27, Reply)

apart from a stroke.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:28, Reply)

Oh lol, I thought you were replying to my steps thing for a moment there.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:29, Reply)

It sure says surprise
but it doesn't say present
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:30, Reply)

They could leave a present at the end.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:32, Reply)

A wire hanger, 'just in case'?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:35, Reply)

That's a nice touch
I'm sure they wouldn't feel so bad about the rape then.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:40, Reply)

I think I'll avoid it
it probably doesn't even come giftwraped
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:50, Reply)

Have to giftwrap it
I'd leave DNA otherwise, you see?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:52, Reply)

No offence AA
but I could fight you off with one arm tied behind my back
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:53, Reply)

I am a weedy little girl, it's true.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:56, Reply)

HAHA!
I would love to see this happen in person. I can imagine it, everyones sitting round being friendly and AA has had a bit too much to drink and this conversation comes up and he's all like "Yeah, but really, if I wanted to I could rape you" and Amberl would be all like "Yeah, yeah, whatever makes you feel better September boy" and he'd be all "No seriously, I could rape you if I wanted to, you couldn't stop me" and she'd be all "Ok, shush now AA, you're getting boring" and he'd stand up be all like "Look, I'll show you, I'll try and rape you and you try and" WHAM!!!! and AA would just fly backwards about 10 feet and land in a crumpled heap and Amberl would just shake off her left hand to ease the stinging and then sit down and finish her G&T.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:56, Reply)

You just copied and pasted this from a qotw story, didn't you?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:00, Reply)

If it was a QOTW story Amberl would have been naked.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:03, Reply)

Is this Vomit Stories Part III?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:04, Reply)

Click
I am still laughing
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:00, Reply)

Terrible internet bullying!
Also, sadly hilarious
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:02, Reply)

Cilla Black?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:44, Reply)

Can you imagine waking up to Cilla leaning over you going "Surprise Surprise chuck!" and then pegging you.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:45, Reply)

"Something's going to happen to-niiiiiight"

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:47, Reply)

Phwoooar yeah!
I mean... er...
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:48, Reply)

I can now
You cunt.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:59, Reply)