You should tell freefair how many friends you have
He'll be well jealous.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:07, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

hasn't he fucked off for good now?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:09, Reply)

He was here making a big deal of 'how do you delete an account?' last week I think.
So possibly, yeah.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:10, Reply)

He must have a lot of homework or something.
Or he's trying his luck with a different account. *looks round suspiciously*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:10, Reply)

Apparently he'll be back
But we'll never be able to tell.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:12, Reply)

Oh man, he must be a master of disguise
just like that fat cunt Bobby.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:17, Reply)

ZING!

(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:10, Reply)

almost as much of a ZING as being binned off on FB, eh?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:12, Reply)

No, that was a much better zing.
Because your attempt to point out that you had loads of friends just made you look rather sad.

Being unfriended by someone I barely know is hardly a zing at all really.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:14, Reply)

To be fair, it wasn't meant as a zing
I just can't imagine having that many friends.

Or in fact, any.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:15, Reply)

The unintentional nature simply makes it even better.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:16, Reply)

I don't have any friends either
but then I don't have a facebook. 900-odd friends seems like more hassle than it's worth
(DeeDee, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:17, Reply)

I 'book' 'face'
I just don't have any real life friends. I'm a proper internet shut in.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:19, Reply)

surely some people from here count as real life friends now?
Didn't you all just have a bash together?
(DeeDee, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:20, Reply)

Yeah, but she sat in the corner and just listened to the others
and when they tried to talk to her she cried and ran away.

True story.

Her brother told me.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:22, Reply)

I thought as much.
I imagined the whole day was like a day out for special kids, on the access bus to the seaside
(DeeDee, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:27, Reply)

Except all menkles and no supervisors

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:31, Reply)

It's true.
But he told me you tried to touch his willy.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:37, Reply)

See, he tells the truth

(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:42, Reply)

Planet Dinosaur files is on in ten minutes

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:21, Reply)

I go through every now and then
and delete the people who I no longer talk to or know much about.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:21, Reply)

i was kidding, for the record
i have no idea how many friends i have, couple of hundred i think.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:23, Reply)

course it isn't, sweetheart
that's why you actually noticed when both noel and i did it. and vipros.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:24, Reply)

Okay, if you want the boring real reasons
I've been waiting for you to do it for months and was continually amazed that you didn't.

Noel I noticed because he was talking on someone elses status and it said we had mutual friends, and Vippers was because someone else pointed out that he had unfriended them, so I checked.

But, don't worry. You just enjoy how popular you are on the internet.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:27, Reply)

I've seen Moonlighting.
When do you two eventually fuck?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:30, Reply)

Alright Scarpe, you've only gone and made it to THE NEWSLETTER!!!!!!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:34, Reply)

Oh I'm used to that...

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:55, Reply)

I reckon it already happened
Hence the seething resentment.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:35, Reply)

i didn't really
but thanks for sharing, i'm sorry for your losses.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:30, Reply)