Tonight Matthew, I'm wearing a jacket Nelson Mandela would be proud of.
It's bloody ace.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:53, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

All set for Europe?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:54, Reply)

Passport arrived Wednesday, match ticket turned up yesterday.
Game sold out ages ago but you know me Jeff, I've got more connections than a dangerously overused extension cord. I actually cannot wait, plus we're going to Auschwitz the morning we get there which I'm looking forward to/dreading. That sort of thing fascinates me, we were going to go the morning of our flight back, but we realised going somewhere as humbling as that probably isn't the best idea when you've been awake/caning it for three days and are close to wanting to killing yourself anyway.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:58, Reply)

Make sure you don't let yourself down in Auschwitz.
Rest of the time, knock yourself out like.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:01, Reply)

I'm going to hang the Nigerian Whites flag from the front gates.
I'm not really. Me and the other two going are all switched on and sensible, I've already warned them there's a good chance I may cry.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:09, Reply)

Don't nick the gates either.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:10, Reply)

I don't think it's somewhere you'd say you'd "like" to go
But I think I'd want to go one day. Just to see.

Because my birthday sometimes falls on Rememberance Sunday I want to go the Menin Gate on a birthday sunday too, for the people who never even made their 18th.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:14, Reply)

Has it got arrows on it, and a number?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:57, Reply)

Can you dance like him?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:02, Reply)

Barry has been breaking rocks in preparation.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:03, Reply)

In the hot sun?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:07, Reply)

He fought the law.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:10, Reply)

But Stoke won.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:14, Reply)

Fuck. Off.
I can honestly say I hope everyone in Stoke drops dead, it's such a grim pointless (besides the three today) place.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:16, Reply)

hey!
stoke is my ancestral home!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:17, Reply)

It is the most disgusting place in the country.
Although don't get me started on shit cities as I'll be here all day, my housemates get endless joy out of going "yeah Blackburn's quite a nice place to live" within my earshot and then watching me go on a rant as to why Blackburn and another thirty odd cities are hellholes.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:19, Reply)

If you want to venture to the West Country and tell us why it's shit, you'll be more than welcome...

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:22, Reply)

If you want to come to Bradford
I'll show you why it's shit before you've had chance to form an opinion.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:24, Reply)

The worst thing about Stoke is the feeling of hopeless, existential despair you start to get if you spend more than twenty minutes there.
The only similar place I've been to in England is Newark, but even so it's not that bad.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:25, Reply)

Very popular amongst Norweigan film directors

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:27, Reply)

Oh come on...
Hull. Even worse than Bradford.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:35, Reply)

Still better than Stoke.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:38, Reply)

I've only ever passed through Stoke
Possibly in the way that a turd passes through the lower intestine on it's way to liberation.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:40, Reply)

grimsby
A vision of smack-addled despair
(CheatingRabbit, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:45, Reply)

Barrow-in-Furness
a reality of smack-addled despair.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:49, Reply)

See also Goole, Immingham, Barton, Cleethorpes etc.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:49, Reply)

I know nothing of football
But a mate is a huge Stoke fan and was ranting earlier, which is how the connection clicked.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:19, Reply)

I would rather kill myself than watch Stoke week in week out.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:19, Reply)

Pulis had a go at managing Bristol City.
He was (probably) the most unpopular manager we've ever had.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:26, Reply)