Yeah, it's spam
www.38degrees.org.uk/page/s/Protect_our_NHS_Petition#petition

But I happen to like the NHS and I don't like the backdoor privatisation that will occur is the current governments health bill goes through.

In other news, I've just had a hair cut, it was with the good barber who uses a razor to do your sidies and the bottom of your neck and then dusts it with baby powder.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:23, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I had my haircut the day before the bash
and the Shoreditch cunts charged me FORTY TWO FUCKING POUNDS for the privilege. I am still flabbergasted now.

Plus the gaylords gave me a most unwanted and certainly unrequested 'head massage' which is sadly nothing like a 'happy finish'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:25, Reply)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I paid 10 pounds just now. And that included giving the guy a quid tip so that next time I go in they don't stab me with knives.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:27, Reply)

What exactly did they do for £42?
Did you get a blowie? It's alright if you did, you can tell us, none of us will tell Lusty.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:27, Reply)

Is it wrong to have a stiffy as the teenage trainee washes your hair, Al?
There's a con on B-wing who has a shiv with my name on it...
/notanoncehonest
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:30, Reply)

I did get wanked off round by the bins but I am uncertain as to whether this was part of the deal
or if the Japanese bender who cut my hair just fancied me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:30, Reply)

What's the hole at the end of a japanese person's cock called?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:31, Reply)

'one of our eyes'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:32, Reply)

Ah but did you get a 'head massage'?
An acutely embarrassing experience. Avoid.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:28, Reply)

Nice when it comes from the trainee bird with big baps

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:30, Reply)

Even then I say 'ugh - just cut my fucking hair and shut up'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:32, Reply)

Getting 'the monk' will always work out cheaper

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:28, Reply)

I had a 'grade 0' for ten years and did it myself
so I've a few quid in the 'haircut bank' I suppose. Still, fucking hell they saw me coming.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:31, Reply)

I average two haircuts a year, and resent the seven quid they cost
I am a tight cunt though fo sho.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:36, Reply)

I have one a year.
And after that experience I think in 2012 I shall leave it fallow.

I actually specified that I didn't want it to look like I'd had a haircut as well. £42 for the 'no haircut' look.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:38, Reply)

You can go for the barbering experience down the boozer in Dublin now, sit down and a pint quality.
I can't be fucked with small talk, them and taxi drivers can fuck right off. I don't really care if City or Spurs are doing well at the moment, or that you're going to have another ugly kid.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:42, Reply)

The worst are the ones who fancy themselves as comedians.
They're even worse than the political ones, if that's possible.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:44, Reply)

I got the entire socio-politcial history of Ghana from a taxi driver once

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:47, Reply)

Well you got what you paid for I reckon.
I got the same effect by not cutting mine for 16 years.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:46, Reply)

This is why you're bankrupt.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:27, Reply)

I have never rubbed a bank in my life.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:29, Reply)

Sock Monty was on here claiming to have had a short back and sides last week
There were a few dropped monocles before the penny also dropped.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:27, Reply)

How LOLarious.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:36, Reply)

Their cover was blown when they also claimed to have renounced alcohol and drugs

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:37, Reply)

Toni and Guy do that as well
It's intensely annoying since I do ask before hand for them not to do it
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:48, Reply)

The NHS is a large hole that billions get thrown into
The sooner it's like the USA here the better
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:27, Reply)

HEY! I'm in that hole taking that money, shut the hell up

(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:29, Reply)

I've been round three different hospitals today, and need to fit in another two
blah blah waste inefficiences, it's all endemic and not readily cauterised. I keep this in my head and just agree with everything though. I'll be fucked if it's my problem.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:39, Reply)

That's a lot of saline solution to tamper with Rory!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:43, Reply)

haha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:44, Reply)

Haha

( girlinthehole, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:44, Reply)

echo!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:44, Reply)

.... sssshh
Harold Shipman was a great public servant
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:44, Reply)

Poor people dying of disease is just Darwinism in action reallly

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:29, Reply)