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'Experts believe that it is almost impossible to convincingly lie to someone you find sexually attractive'.Anyone else find this claim ridiculous?
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girlinthehole, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 13:54,
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^thisAlthough truthfully I tend to waffle on about nothing non-stop when attracted to someone.
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girlinthehole, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 13:59,
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Well in that case I am offended by how short your reply was.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 14:05,
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Unless you're lying convincingly to me.Which means you don't fancy me.
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God bless them.I'd have never got laid without them both.
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girlinthehole, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 14:07,
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Are they labelled L and R?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 14:08,
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I thought you'd only have to unleash one or the other to pull!(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 14:09,
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/Chompy
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 14:04,
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Some of us are attractive enough to acquire sexual partners without dishonesty.Don't try and tar me with your uggo brush.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 14:40,
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I'm not going to lie to you BGB, I find you sexually attractiveAre you convinced by that?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 14:04,
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This doesn't need to be the case though?Surely you can think someone has a sexy voice, etc.?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 14:09,
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This is trueI often fancy people on the phone. Well aware that the reality will not match the fantasy.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 14:20,
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But if I couldn't lie convincingly to you, doesn't this mean I may find you sexually attractive?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 14:11,
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I think I do know what you look like though...I'm pretty sure you added me on fb
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 14:19,
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But yes, I was playing with wordsI like it.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 14:19,
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Oh of course! I forgot.You're hawt too, if a bit gangly : )
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girlinthehole, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 14:24,
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A bit? I'm all arms and legs(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 14:26,
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I said hello to someone yesterday who I found sexually attractive and I blushed.Does that count?
Disclaimer: it wasn't al, Gonz or clenders. It was someone at work.
Another disclaimer: it wasn't a student either. That would be either inappropriate or my husband.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 14:09,
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I blushed when Monty smiled at me for the first time.(
girlinthehole, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 14:12,
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I'm thinking of having my sexual attraction receptors surgically cauterised.(
crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 14:16,
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That's just a numbing effect. I need to go for full on, permanent thought sterilisation.(
crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 14:20,
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upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/93/Male_Polyphemus_Moth_antennae,_Megan_McCarty140.jpg
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 14:25,
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Season 2 of The Walking Dead has startedIt's fucking brilliant. I put it to you that zombies make fantastic entertainment and Monty Boyce is a senile old bellend who knows nothing.
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzombies(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 14:14,
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Zombies sometimes make fantastic entertainmentBut the kind of nobs who have a lolwaki "zombie-pocalypse" escape plans can fuck off.
Your description of Monty is spot on.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 14:16,
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I have Friday evening booked in already. Episode 6 of series 1 followed by series 2 episode 1. Zombienombietastic!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 14:18,
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Depends what about reallyIn other news Breaking Bad and Supernatural are newly downloaded and I'll watch them tonight. Also the large speakers are fixed so I have Billy Squier playing loudly. Thank God our house isn't near anyone elses
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 14:19,
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I'm pretty sure we'd have people knocking on our doorand saying turn off the Black Sabbath. I'm half dancing as I tidy
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 14:25,
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Squier's 'The Big Beat' is one of my favourite songs.Hope this helps.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 14:39,
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That's five songs away on my playlistI was listening to Lonely as the Night. Now Surfin' in Detroit is on
Edit: in other uninteresting news, Hound Dog Taylor apparently had six fingers on his left hand
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 14:43,
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HahaI don't Nor wich number of fingers is more common up there
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 14:50,
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Everything is common thereSuch as uncles and aunts
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 14:54,
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don't you mean brothers and sisters... oh wait(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 14:55,
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Complete bullshit, lying to someone you find attractive is easy!"I love you", there's one.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 14:25,
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I promise I wont put it in "there"(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 14:31,
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NopeHer front bumpers saved her from injury
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 14:41,
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....lots of times!*spunks up back*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 14:33,
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Yeah, that's balls, I can do that no problem.It's when I properly like someone that I lose the capacity for lying. This has led me into problems in the past.
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Kroney, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 14:33,
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i think some people can lie like a rugand others couldn't do it if the chance to suck bradley cooper's cock depended on it.
i can't see that changing massively just because either type is attracted to someone or not, surely?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 14:41,
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As a lawyer which group do you fall into?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 14:44,
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well, if the applause is pro-rata'd to your cockthat does make sense
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 14:55,
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Aaand they're off again...(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:01,
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just because you struggle to keep anything up for 7 whole minutes...(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:05,
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Hahaha!You and Al should arm wrestle all this antagonism towards each other away.
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girlinthehole, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:06,
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i'm too busy todaygot shedloads of work to crack on with before drinks tonight.
next time, maybe. if i can wear electrically-charged gloves.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:08,
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*Bzzz* Ow! *Bzzz* Ow! *Bzzz* Ow! *Bzzz* Ow! *Bzzz* Ow! *Bzzz* Ow! *Bzzz* Ow! (
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:14,
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In other newsI started seeing the Rt Hon. Mrs Cow 9 years ago today
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 14:45,
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When will you pluck up the courage to leave the bush and talk to/kill her?well done you, ours was a couple of weeks ago
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 14:46,
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Leave the bush?I know not of this bizarre language in which you speak
cheers!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 14:47,
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We have a 2 and a 4 year old but Mrs Cow also has a 22 year old!(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 14:49,
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Yep17 when she got "in the family way" with her to-be husband
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 14:54,
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What a filthy slag.I'm surprised you haven't caught something off her.
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I caught marriage and kids(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 14:58,
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*Something about life being a sexually transmitted disease*(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 14:59,
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With slightly less umbrellas down the cock(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:03,
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Slightly less umbrellas down the fewer?You speaka no sense man.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:05,
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If they were really an expert on something like that they would have said something a lot less media friendly.There seems to be a correllation between your sexual attraction to someone and your ability to convincingly lie to them, according to our study of 50 participants in a trial run blah blah blah.
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Oh bless ! What an adorable way to make yourself feel good about that fella who just wanted to get into your knickers.or feel bad, I'm not sure, one of the two....
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 14:50,
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Well I am incapable of lying to myself.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 14:52,
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Well I'm takling myself out for dinner later and who knows what that will lead to?(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 14:55,
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He's so easyJust needs to be bought dinner...
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:00,
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Expensive you meanI'll have a wank for free
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:01,
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You said it sister*clicks fingers*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:02,
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I don't know I might be into kinky stuff and tie myself up first.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:28,
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Make sure you tell someone where you're going.You don't want to end up in a bath full of sand like that bird in Japan.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:41,
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I do it all the time."of course I wasn't staring at your tits, I just thought it was a nice T-Shirt" is a common example.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Oct 2011, 14:59,
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Unconvincing lie is unconvincing.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:00,
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I have been involved in far too many discussions about them today though...(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:13,
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I wasn't complaining...(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:25,
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I heard broadsword wasn't that fussed on them(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:46,
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Yeah, it's spamwww.38degrees.org.uk/page/s/Protect_our_NHS_Petition#petition
But I happen to like the NHS and I don't like the backdoor privatisation that will occur is the current governments health bill goes through.
In other news, I've just had a hair cut, it was with the good barber who uses a razor to do your sidies and the bottom of your neck and then dusts it with baby powder.
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I had my haircut the day before the bashand the Shoreditch cunts charged me FORTY TWO FUCKING POUNDS for the privilege. I am still flabbergasted now.
Plus the gaylords gave me a most unwanted and certainly unrequested 'head massage' which is sadly nothing like a 'happy finish'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:25,
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAI paid 10 pounds just now. And that included giving the guy a quid tip so that next time I go in they don't stab me with knives.
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What exactly did they do for £42?Did you get a blowie? It's alright if you did, you can tell us, none of us will tell Lusty.
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Is it wrong to have a stiffy as the teenage trainee washes your hair, Al?There's a con on B-wing who has a shiv with my name on it...
/notanoncehonest
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:30,
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I did get wanked off round by the bins but I am uncertain as to whether this was part of the dealor if the Japanese bender who cut my hair just fancied me.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:30,
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What's the hole at the end of a japanese person's cock called?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:31,
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Ah but did you get a 'head massage'?An acutely embarrassing experience. Avoid.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:28,
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Nice when it comes from the trainee bird with big baps(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:30,
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Even then I say 'ugh - just cut my fucking hair and shut up'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:32,
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Getting 'the monk' will always work out cheaper(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:28,
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I had a 'grade 0' for ten years and did it myselfso I've a few quid in the 'haircut bank' I suppose. Still, fucking hell they saw me coming.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:31,
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I average two haircuts a year, and resent the seven quid they costI am a tight cunt though fo sho.
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:36,
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I have one a year.And after that experience I think in 2012 I shall leave it fallow.
I actually specified that I didn't want it to look like I'd had a haircut as well. £42 for the 'no haircut' look.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:38,
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You can go for the barbering experience down the boozer in Dublin now, sit down and a pint quality.I can't be fucked with small talk, them and taxi drivers can fuck right off. I don't really care if City or Spurs are doing well at the moment, or that you're going to have another ugly kid.
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:42,
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The worst are the ones who fancy themselves as comedians.They're even worse than the political ones, if that's possible.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:44,
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I got the entire socio-politcial history of Ghana from a taxi driver once(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:47,
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Well you got what you paid for I reckon.I got the same effect by not cutting mine for 16 years.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:46,
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I have never rubbed a bank in my life.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:29,
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Sock Monty was on here claiming to have had a short back and sides last weekThere were a few dropped monocles before the penny also dropped.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:27,
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Their cover was blown when they also claimed to have renounced alcohol and drugs(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:37,
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Toni and Guy do that as wellIt's intensely annoying since I do ask before hand for them not to do it
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:48,
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The NHS is a large hole that billions get thrown intoThe sooner it's like the USA here the better
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:27,
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I've been round three different hospitals today, and need to fit in another twoblah blah waste inefficiences, it's all endemic and not readily cauterised. I keep this in my head and just agree with everything though. I'll be fucked if it's my problem.
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:39,
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That's a lot of saline solution to tamper with Rory!(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:43,
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.... sssshhHarold Shipman was a great public servant
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:44,
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Poor people dying of disease is just Darwinism in action reallly(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:29,
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:( oh, this makes me do a sad(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 17:52,
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