i got about £1,600 back earlier in the year, woo
so i can't believe i'll get any more back than that. however if they try to charge me for an underpayment, they'll have to get in the Q behind everyone else who thinks i owe them money.

i am off to a tres fancy michelin-starred restaurant for lunch with a newly-retired client today, hoorah. menu looks fucking awesome.

how's y'all??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:22, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Well now I'm jealous cos you're going to a fancy-ass restaurant.
And I'm sitting here in my ratty old dressing gown.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:24, Reply)

i would be jealous of anyone else who was going to this particular restaurant
but i have to go with 4 other lawyers if that helps at all.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:25, Reply)

It doesn't.
because you're all lawyers so you'll all be rah-rah-rah-ing at each other.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:27, Reply)

they are all a lot older than i am!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:29, Reply)

Hide the knives

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:28, Reply)

and maybe the spoons, cos ya know...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:28, Reply)

long spoons, you mean

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:33, Reply)

Is this a reference to a story about having to cooperate to eat?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:43, Reply)

ha, no
it's a proverb. "he who sups with the devil must use a long spoon". and we're all lawyers, so.

or a cock gag. whichever you prefer.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:46, Reply)

Could be worse. You could be WestApe sat in front of his machine touching himself.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:26, Reply)

why just westape
this probably applies to all the guys on here!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:29, Reply)

*raises hand*
Anyway, she must be lying - everyone knows that any girls on the internet are either naked or, at the most, wearing lingerie.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:30, Reply)

not on free sites like this one
that being said, i AM wearing lingerie, i don't come to work commando (very often). it's just that it's hidden under very thick opaque winter tights and a business suit.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:32, Reply)

Haha
I was going to add: or are HOT LAWYERS with BIG BOOBS!!
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:33, Reply)

i am hot today
these tights are bloody opaque and the air-con in here isn't as fierce as it usually is.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:34, Reply)

I bet your office smells like Grimsby harbour in August.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:47, Reply)

eeeeow
firstly, the air-con is usually arctic in here, so it's freezing in august. secondly, NO.

that is just WRONG.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:49, Reply)

Maybe if my wife goes out later, but not at this moment.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:33, Reply)

'I don't want anybody else, when i think about you 'battered' I touch myself, oooh oooh ohhh'

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:30, Reply)

You fucker.
that's my earworm for the week sorted.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:31, Reply)

Myn pleasure ;)

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:35, Reply)

Oh man, I wish I had clients who wanted to get into my knickers too =(

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:30, Reply)

ohhhh don't say that!
i love this client, but he's like the grandfather you always wanted!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:31, Reply)

I heard someone describe America as "That creepy uncle who used to make you sit on his lap a lot as a kid, but paid your way through college to make up for it".
I quite like that.

Are you allowed a Plus One?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:33, Reply)

Surely a B3tan would need a plus 2

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:35, Reply)

i'm dreadfully sorry, but no
you'd love it though, even the online menu is making both sets of lips dribble.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:35, Reply)

I believe "scallops with clopper foam and samfoire" is their speciality

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:37, Reply)

I'm always missing out on the good stuff.
Sad Times.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:38, Reply)

Rich, dead and with no other living relatives?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:35, Reply)

Can sort out his own probate?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:38, Reply)

b st
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:40, Reply)

Oh, fuck you, man. FUCK YOU.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:41, Reply)

You're getting slow old man!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:46, Reply)

+er

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:49, Reply)

IT'S TROOO :(

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:51, Reply)

b st
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:41, Reply)