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'sup homies
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WormuIus, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:26,
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latest was 14 years ago)
Sup homie g g diggity dawg dawg!? Let's go swingin
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Catomiagi is in with a chance, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:43,
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Fucking homophobe.
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girlinthehole, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:57,
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does that mean he only sleeps with anti-gays?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:11,
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no, he just sounds like them
wait..that's homophone
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:12,
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So you're saying Wormulus is camp.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:17,
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Well he is a bit in tents
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:19,
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hahahaha!
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girlinthehole, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:19,
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Well pitched!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:20,
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what a guy
rope
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:21,
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Put a peg in it, you.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:23,
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that's hardly
oridge
inal
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:36,
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You just
Pop-up
tent out of nowhere and expect a pun back.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:37,
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Steady on
let's set some ground
sheet rules for punning here
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:38,
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you can't decide yourself
you need to canvass opinion
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:39,
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Who do we canvass opinion from.
In my view, they should own a car(a)van. At the very least, a push-bike.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:40,
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These tent puns need rules numbered in latin
Primus, what about equipment?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:41,
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Enough Lighty
Or I'll
gas stove you in.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:42,
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threaten me and I'll fold(away table)
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:47,
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I'll take that as a condiment.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:53,
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deciding can be
a sod
cloth
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:42,
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I'm not following Capt
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:43,
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were you never in guides?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:44,
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Sadly not.
I had a Brownie in my pants once.
*Skids lolz*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:45,
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really?
usually I just warm them up with a quick blast in the microwave.
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Zoz prayed for twink on, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 23:02,
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Alright dude
how's it swinging?
/youth
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:03,
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swinging dangling
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girlinthehole, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:08,
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Bear monsters man, ya dig me?
Just watched Attack the Block. Top film.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:35,
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Evening Lighty!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:35,
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Evening!
BBC One HD FTW.
Surprise surprise, another Midlands Derby neither 1st nor 2nd on MOTD.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:39,
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Are your lot worth watching on MOTD?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:40,
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MOTD has never, ever been worth watching.
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:41,
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Evening Baz.
How far after your mates did you get to travel home?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:43,
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Original flight was at 2pm, one I got on left at 6, straight to Newcastle which was a massive bonus.
If I missed that Newcastle one (I was close) the next flight to anywhere in England was Monday. A small part of me did think "go on, it'll be bloody hilarious if I stay here for another three days" but I think my parents would have disowned me.
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 23:05,
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Top Tourism!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 23:13,
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Yes
A two-footed crippler that didn't even get a card, and a small stumble that caused a sending off. 2 penalties too!
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:42,
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Sounds 'local'
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:45,
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Watch Chris Brunt hoon a penalty into row Z
and Scharner score a superb swiveller.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:48,
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I shall Lighty.
And if you're having a bet tomorrow. Don't bet on Briz doin' anything good.
Stand on me. If I don't speak the truth, then I'm not a black dude with natty dreads.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:50,
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I might watch your lot tomorrow
mostly to see if Wood can continue scoring for fun. He has 10 so far this season, Brum's next best has 3.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:46,
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I didn't know it was on telly.
I thought the match was only moved because Brum had european committments.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:48,
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The internet shall provide I'm sure
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:49,
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The challenge on Long wasn't that bad.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:52,
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To be fair. I think Brunt missing was probably fair.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:57,
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You're dead to me
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:57,
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I watch lower division football.
If you can't get nicked for it, you've not made the effort in the challenge.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:58,
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Your second was a great finish.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 23:00,
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It certainly was
allegedly the bookings for taking your shirt off comes from sponsors wanting their logos on show after a goal.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 23:01,
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Stop talking about football, it's pony.
And should only be used as an excuse to visit foreign lands and have fun for three days.
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 23:07,
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And a missed flight...
Baz. I follow lower-league rubbish. Have a heart.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 23:11,
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It;s really good, isn't it?
Great alien design
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:50,
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I really enjoyed it
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:50,
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If indeed that is a real alien design.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:50,
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It's great isn't it. How are you lic.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:58,
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Having a cracking week
Wolves last Sunday, Villa today.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 23:02,
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Invincible!
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 23:03,
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me, but not for much longer, watching motd through the wonder of ex pat shield then bed.
How is England?
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:52,
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Fuckin' wonderful.
How is the land of the free treating you?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:54,
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I love it jeff. I miss some things but been made very welcome and can't complain
Eg. My phone fell out of my pocket in a cab and the driver pulled in about a hundred yards down the road tobgive it back to me. Anymore news on your concert t's and c's?
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:58,
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Nah, I'll breeze up, have a great time, stay overnight and generally enjoy myself.
My mates rock! (Although I'd do the same for them, and I have done in the past with other events).
What annoys you about being stateside?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:59,
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Hard to find squash. Really long working day and lack of duvets.
I hope they play some of his solo stuff as that would please me. Not out tonight.?
.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 23:03,
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I was going out, but plans got cancelled.
This suits me as I was out last night and I'm going to football tomorrow, so a dry night makes sense.
What solo stuff are you talking about?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 23:06,
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Fear and my star were my faces. Not a devout fan by any means.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 23:08,
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I'm guessing the Roses were a bit before your time!
I hope that they dig into the past and play the classics (and new stuff if it's any good!)
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 23:11,
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Watching the drama of the making of the Life of Brian
Makes me think just how much the politically correct left and moralizing religious right are hypocritical, anti freedom, moronic fucking bastard cunts.
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Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Sat 22 Oct 2011, 23:15,
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Alright freefair?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 0:50,
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I've been to see the Tindersticks play
And I've been to the pub. And now I am having an ill-advised joint.
Not that you care as you've all gone to bed.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 0:47,
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