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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
You're a lawyer aren't you/ Can't you find some loophole?
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:46,
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latest was 14 years ago)
You don't really need a loophole when you haven't actually been done for anything.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:47,
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You're right.
I didn't read it properly. I've been told if they haven't calibrated their equipment that day, this is grounds for getting off, but that may be an urban myth.
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:53,
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I'm assuming she was being followed and recorded.
That's timing gear and doesn't need calibrating every day, but can only be used as evidence of an average speed over a certain distance
If they actually had her on radar doing 98 no sob story in the world would get her off prosecution, it's compulsory.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:56,
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hence the need for multiple blowjobs.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:01,
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I think it's one gobble for every 10mph over the limit.
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:03,
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I heard she talked them down to 5mph
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:06,
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I was told it's the radar gun,
but it is probably an urban myth. Like the one putting tinfoil in your mouth fucks the breathalyser.
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:02,
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I've heard that they can't prosecute you if they have their police radio on at the same time as the radar,
cause thy can mess each other up. When my boyfriend got caught he got the fine, but not the points, as they couldn't prove his speed accurately enough. Or maybe his blowjob technique wasn't good enough
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DeeDee, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:16,
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He's alright
I've had worse.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:21,
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l p
LOL!!11111!!!!!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:52,
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I just laughed at this, and now feel thoroughly ashamed.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:02,
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