yeah but some are only about 21
boo hiss
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 14:39, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

bastards
Well at least i'm not quite 30 yet...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 14:40, Reply)

subhuman child.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 14:41, Reply)

Haha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 14:45, Reply)

Shut it foetus.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 14:50, Reply)

submuman children
best ignored.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 14:40, Reply)

yeah, but they'll all be shit in bed.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 14:40, Reply)

true
but they'd be able to get it up at 20 min intervals all weekend...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 14:41, Reply)

that doesn't particularly diminish with age, sweetie
Try sleeping with heterosexual men.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 14:43, Reply)

the quality goes up
but the quantity does go down.

this is one of your "lying for comedic effect" things, isn't it??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 14:54, Reply)

if it makes you feel better
yeah, I'm definitely lying for comedy effect. Honest.

You might be right, in general. I've only got a sample group of 1.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:00, Reply)

You've only slept with one heterosexual man?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:02, Reply)

All the rest were massive benders, innit?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:05, Reply)

Of course
all the rest were totally Barrymore.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:05, Reply)

great, now I'm thinking like you.
might as well shoot myself now.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:07, Reply)

...and my work here is done.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:14, Reply)

oh go and ski down something.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:19, Reply)

no snow.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:30, Reply)

all the better.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:44, Reply)

aw, man, that cuts.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:46, Reply)

i don't want to think about you frenetically tugging to get it up every 20 mins all weekend
so i'm going to let you have this one.

but jesus knows you're lying.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:36, Reply)

What have I got to do with it?
I was talking about about straight men and I thought you'd already decided I was gayer than Barrowman in a pink boa?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:41, Reply)

well if you weren't talking about yourself
then you do have a disturbing knowledge of the potency of other heterosexual men.

you SHOULD get a pink boa to match the socks, though. i would enjoy that picture a lot.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:44, Reply)

A quick check through my facebook reveals I can only offer you a pink striped shirt
and black boa as a combination. Many apologies
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:50, Reply)

that would do
but i can always use my imagination if you don't think it's up to scratch.

also. a black boa.

WHY?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 16:07, Reply)

No idea
Because it was there, I imagine. There's also an inflatable triceratops involved, but that would probably push you right over the edge
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 16:12, Reply)

it is sounding like a dali painting right about now

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 16:27, Reply)

*grins*

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 14:42, Reply)