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It would have made better news
if he had nonced the kid up a bit.
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 9:26, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
There is no reason why we shouldn't all jump to that conclusion anyway
and go round and burn his house down. After all, there is no smoke without fire.
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 9:29, Reply)
Yeah, like that filthy pediatrician who got hounded by a mob in Portsmouth

(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 9:31, Reply)
I just hope my neighbours never find out that I'm 'bipedal'.

(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 9:32, Reply)

p s d xu
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 9:34, Reply)
Oh they are more than aware of that, my dear Noel.
I make no secret about my 'gentlemen callers'.
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 9:36, Reply)
Why did I get so roughly shoved in the back passage then?

(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 9:40, Reply)
Because you well loves it.

(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 9:44, Reply)
And he insisted on doing me from behind and calling me FreeFair

(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 9:47, Reply)

bi s d ci
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 9:38, Reply)
Oh ffs.
LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 9:40, Reply)
awww.
sorry, mate. *ruffles hair*
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 9:54, Reply)
*strikethrough fives*

(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 9:42, Reply)
NOEL!

(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 9:48, Reply)

bip s dal nile
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 10:01, Reply)
He definitely
should be wearing grubby white socks with sandals.
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 9:31, Reply)
Stop trying to get everybody else to dress like you.

(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 9:33, Reply)
They match my Mickey Mouse watch,
and Primark tracksuit.
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 9:35, Reply)
My brother and I were laughing about the old Dairylea ad slogan this morning.
'Kids will do anything for Dairylea'

Really - anything? And how much Dairylea are we talking about here? etc.
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 9:38, Reply)
"Would you like some processed cheese?" Doesn't quite have the same feel to it as "Would you like some sweeties?"
Personally I'm going to stick with "I've got some kittens at home. Would you like to see them?"

Works every time.
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 9:40, Reply)
Family Guy did a skit on what would you do for a klondike bar
Would you stand on one foot?
SURE!
Would you jump up and down whilst barking like a dog?
SURE!
Would you.... kill a man?
....sure?
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 9:40, Reply)
How funny.

(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 9:42, Reply)
(!)

(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 9:42, Reply)
I'll do anything for love,
but I won't do THAT. (For less than £500-).
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 9:40, Reply)
The recession has hit Meat Loaf hard, after all.

(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 9:47, Reply)

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