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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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if he had nonced the kid up a bit.
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 9:26, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
and go round and burn his house down. After all, there is no smoke without fire.
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 9:29, Reply)
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 9:31, Reply)
I make no secret about my 'gentlemen callers'.
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 9:36, Reply)
'Kids will do anything for Dairylea'
Really - anything? And how much Dairylea are we talking about here? etc.
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 9:38, Reply)
Personally I'm going to stick with "I've got some kittens at home. Would you like to see them?"
Works every time.
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 9:40, Reply)
Would you stand on one foot?
SURE!
Would you jump up and down whilst barking like a dog?
SURE!
Would you.... kill a man?
....sure?
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 9:40, Reply)
but I won't do THAT. (For less than £500-).
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 9:40, Reply)
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