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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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A mate of mine, who was a very heavy drinker ordered a pint, I warned her to go easy, she laughed at me. 3 pints later I was helping her stagger home.
(, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:11, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
I practically had to sling her over the crossbar of her bike and wheel her home.
(, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:13, Reply)
Or White Lightning, if you're skint.
(, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:14, Reply)
White lightning is posho cider, Ice Dragon or Frosty Jack were the tramp juices of choice when I were a lad.
(, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:16, Reply)
I wuz arrested last time I drank Rosie, visiting mum in Yorkshire. Got pissed with some old mates, poured into a taxi, couldn't remember her address, gave mine (100 odd miles off), woke up in the cells, and got 50 quid penalty thing for being drunk and incapable on a public highway.
*Proud*
(, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:20, Reply)
I'm afraid I know they do.
At least, they did up to 2 years ago.
(, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:24, Reply)
This is why gentlemen of the road have wet coats.
(, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:27, Reply)
Or at any rate has a website, a quick Google has also reminded my of Diamond White and, my personal Favourite, K. Ahh for the dear dead days of youth.
(, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:32, Reply)
It was doing a promotion to get free sports equipment of all things. I think it was basically bags and baseball caps mind you. As if anyone who is drinking that stuff wants (or possibly even needs) to advertise the fact.
(, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:34, Reply)
but a nice, tasteful, black K baseball cap I'd probably wear, for nostalgic and ironic lols.
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(, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:37, Reply)
Tis now a dead tradition, and I'm not entirely sure that's a bad thing...
(, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:45, Reply)
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(, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:19, Reply)
depends on who you're out with, how you wish to be perceived by them and how much they've drunk.
ie, my first Christmas party at work, I drank 3 bottles of wine over the course of about 6 hours and was pretty compos mentis, a couple of weeks ago out with a friend, 1 pint of cider and I was all over the place.
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(, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:05, Reply)
Barmaid at my old local came to a party with us, she was reasonably merry, and was told that she'd been spiked with acid. She began acting as she perceived a tripper would. Sounds cruel, but it was fucking funny.
(, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:08, Reply)
gave half of us some alcopop the other half just fruit juice with something in it to make it taste weird. Then tested reaction speeds and things.
(, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:10, Reply)
but I think my reactions slowed and the short term memory result was worse after drinking.
Not sure if I had the fake stuff either.
(, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:18, Reply)
I've done several jobs when I was really hitting the sauce, pissed out my face, and as far as I know nobody noticed. I managed the job too.
(, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:06, Reply)
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